Coagulation Memes

Red blood cells gossiping about their friends' relationship status with a hematological pun? Peak vascular humor. Instead of "congratulations," we get "coagulations" - because nothing says commitment like forming a blood clot together. Somewhere a hematologist is quietly chuckling at this while pipetting samples in a lab at 2 AM. The blood cells even dressed up for the occasion with formal bow ties and hair. As if platelets weren't already doing enough work keeping us from bleeding out, now they're also relationship counselors.

Those tiny blood cells worked overtime to create that scab fortress, and here you are demolishing their masterpiece like some biological vandal! Platelets are the unsung heroes of wound healing—rushing to injury sites, sticking together, and triggering the coagulation cascade faster than university students rush for free pizza. They literally sacrifice themselves to save you from bleeding out, and you repay them by picking at their handiwork? The betrayal! Next time you're tempted to pick a scab, remember there's a microscopic platelet army glaring up at you with the same disappointed expression as the man in this meme.