Clustering Memes

The classic data science struggle! Someone asks if there's a pattern to the crime distribution, gets told "no, it's everywhere," but our brilliant data scientist spots the obvious cluster on the map that everyone else missed. This is basically every data meeting ever—management sees random dots while you're staring at a statistical significance that's practically screaming. Next time your boss says "there's no correlation," just point dramatically at your scatterplot and whisper "I have a hunch..." Trust me, statisticians get goosebumps from this kind of revelation. The real crime here is how long it takes non-data people to see what's right in front of them!