Chromosome Memes

Telomerase is basically the cellular equivalent of that gym bro who shows up, does exactly one thing really well, and then ghosts everyone. It flexes into the nucleus, slaps some repeating DNA sequences onto chromosome ends like it's adding another plate to the barbell, then bounces without explaining itself. The ultimate "I'm just here to pump up your telomeres and leave" energy. Cancer cells are obsessed with this protein because it helps them achieve cellular immortality—basically the biological equivalent of unlimited gym membership.