Chopsticks Memes

The expectation vs. reality of college professors is SENDING ME! 🤣 High school teachers warn you about dressing formally for college, but then you meet the ACTUAL professors—chopstick Cheeto enthusiasts comparing sinus pressure to deep sea hydrostatic forces while chugging NyQuil in class! Fun science fact: The pressure at the bottom of the Mariana Trench is about 1,086 bars (15,750 psi)—enough to crush a human like a grape! Meanwhile, sinus pressure during a cold feels like your head might explode at a mere 0.03 psi differential. This professor wasn't just fighting a cold—they were fighting the fundamental laws of physics! 17-minute class? That's not education, that's a TED talk with hallucinations!