Children's books Memes

When you're THAT parent who skips "Goodnight Moon" and goes straight for the advanced physics! The book even has two pacifiers connected by a wavy line—clearly demonstrating that when you measure one baby's drool, you instantly know the quantum state of the other baby's drool, regardless of distance! Start 'em young, I say! My own toddler's first word wasn't "mama" but "superposition." Sure, the other parents at daycare avoid me now, but who needs playdates when you're raising the next Schrödinger?