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Real Dinosaurs Are Served With Buffalo Sauce
Biology Evolution Science
10 days ago 4.6K views 0 shares
Real Dinosaurs Are Served With Buffalo Sauce
Paleontologists hate this one simple trick. First panel shows a plesiosaur - not a dinosaur but a marine reptile. Second panel shows a pterosaur - again, not a dinosaur but a flying reptile. Both are contemporaries that somehow keep getting lumped into the "dinosaur" category by the general public. Then comes the chicken - technically a direct descendant of theropod dinosaurs and therefore the only actual dinosaur in the lineup. Evolution really pulled a fast one on us. The dinosaurs didn't go extinct; they're served with buffalo sauce at your local pub.

There Are No "Accidents" In Genetic Engineering
Evolution Biology Science Research
1 month ago 6.2K views 0 shares
There Are No "Accidents" In Genetic Engineering
Scientists: "Oops, we accidentally created a dinosaur-faced chicken!" The rest of humanity: "THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS IN SCIENCE." Let's be real - nobody "accidentally" reverses 65 million years of evolution in a lab. Those geneticists knew exactly what they were doing. Birds are literally dinosaurs that survived the mass extinction event, just with fewer teeth and more Kentucky Fry potential. This is less "happy accident" and more "Jurassic Park with extra steps." Next they'll claim they "accidentally" gave it arms instead of wings and "whoopsie" it can open doors.

Well, Well, Well, How The Turntables...
Evolution Biology Science
2 months ago 19.8K views 0 shares
Well, Well, Well, How The Turntables...
Nature spent 165 million years evolving majestic dinosaurs into modern chickens, only for humans to grind them up and reshape them back into dinosaur forms. Evolution is sitting there like "Seriously? I worked HARD on that transformation, and you're just undoing my masterpiece for your kids' Happy Meals?" The cosmic irony of turning chicken meat into dinosaur shapes is peak evolutionary disrespect. It's like painting a mustache on the Mona Lisa, except with nuggets.