Chessboard Memes

Poor Pythagoras is having a mathematical meltdown! His famous theorem (a² + b² = c²) works perfectly for right triangles, but here's a chessboard with a 5×5×5 right triangle where the math falls apart! The red squares form a diagonal that should be 5√2 ≈ 7.07 squares long according to Pythagoras, but it's clearly just 5 squares! Someone needs to hold Pythagoras back before he throws his abacus at non-Euclidean geometry! The universe is broken and mathematics is crying in the corner!

The infamous Four Color Theorem strikes again. Mathematicians spent 124 years trying to prove you only need four colors for a map, while this genius just folded a chessboard into a donut and slapped on 69 colors. That moment when you realize elegant mathematical proofs are just elaborate ways of saying "I made this way harder than it needed to be." The combinatorial topology department is still recovering from this revelation.