Chemical stability Memes

Chemistry's greatest unicorn hunt! Dinkleberg here is basically asking for a metalloorganic compound that doesn't oxidize, hydrolyze, or kill you. That's like asking for a chocolate cake that doesn't have calories, taste like chocolate, or make you happy. The empty display case in the second panel is chemistry's way of saying "good luck with that fantasy, buddy." Most metalloorganic compounds are either pyrophoric (spontaneously combust in air), decompose in water, or will happily rearrange your DNA given half a chance. The chemists in the audience are collectively facepalming right now.

Chemistry jokes are so ionic ! This meme is pure genius—showing the acetate ion (CH3COO-) literally becoming more "stable" by losing the girl in the wheelchair and gaining a chloride ion (Cl-) instead. The professor who requested this clearly understands that nothing says "stable chemical bond" like pushing your friend off a cliff for a better ionic partner. That's just basic chemistry—emphasis on basic . Chemists don't make friends; they make stable compounds .

The scientific joke here is deliciously multilayered. H₂CO₃ is carbonic acid, which is notoriously unstable and readily decomposes into water and carbon dioxide. So this person is supposedly sneaking out of Area 51 with something that chemically can't exist in stable form - it's like claiming you've stolen a perpetual motion machine! The blurry image perfectly captures the frantic energy of someone who thinks they've gotten away with the impossible. Meanwhile, conspiracy theorists have been obsessed with Area 51 housing alien technology for decades, but apparently the real treasure was... basic chemistry that defies its own nature? Good luck with that unstable compound, buddy - it'll be gone before you reach the parking lot!