Ceramics Memes

Ceramic engineers live in constant fear of tensile stress. While they can handle compression like champs, their materials shatter under tension—just like Squidward's composure when Patrick draws that arrow. The joke hinges on the brittle nature of ceramic materials, which have high compressive strength but pathetically low tensile strength. Next time you meet a ceramic engineer, just draw an arrow with tension symbols and watch them have a professional breakdown.

Noah's trying to categorize elements for his Periodic Ark, but clearly missed the materials science lecture. Metals and non-metals? Easy enough. But ceramics? That's neither fish nor fowl (nor elephant, apparently)! It's the perfect representation of how materials science defies simple categorization. Ceramics are the rebellious middle child - technically non-metals but with their own distinct properties that make engineers swoon and classification systems cry. Next time someone asks you about material properties, just remember: if it doesn't fit your neat little boxes, it's probably a ceramic... or a polymer... or a composite... or a semiconductor...