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Know Your Northern Cardinals (And Their Eldritch Forms)

Biology Evolution

2 months ago 16.7K views 0 shares

Know Your Northern Cardinals (And Their Eldritch Forms)

What starts as a legitimate ornithological guide takes a hard left turn into existential horror. The northern cardinal's molting process is apparently more terrifying than any documentary ever mentioned. That third panel—where the bird temporarily transforms into some Lovecraftian nightmare during its molt—is what happens when your field biologist has been alone in the woods for too long. Field guides never warn you about the "eldritch abomination" stage between juvenile and adult female. Probably why my bird feeder attendance drops mysteriously every September.

Cardinals Likely To Become Pope

Math

5 months ago 8.7K views 0 shares

Cardinals Likely To Become Pope

The perfect mathematical pun doesn't exi— Wait, it does! This brilliant wordplay exploits the dual meaning of "cardinal" - both a Catholic Church official who elects the Pope AND a cardinal number in mathematics. The table hilariously lists mathematical notations (empty set, singleton, pairs, natural numbers, etc.) with the deadpan explanation that none can become Pope "because it is a mathematical object." It's the mathematical equivalent of dad jokes that somehow managed to escape a number theory textbook and infiltrate religious politics. Mathematicians everywhere are quietly chuckling while reaching for their calculators.