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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Carcinogenic Memes

Posts tagged with Carcinogenic

This Joke Has Been Metastasizing For A Year

Medicine Biology
1 month ago 5.0K views 0 shares
This Joke Has Been Metastasizing For A Year
When your dermatologist invents a word and suddenly you're facing mortality! The doctor says "carcinizatious" instead of "carcinogenic," and the poor patient watches in horror as their "mole" transforms from a benign skin feature into a crab-shaped metastasizing nightmare. The punchline? It's literally been "sitting inside" them for a year, growing into that ominous crab-like shape we see in the final panel. A dark but brilliant play on medical terminology and the Latin root "carcin-" (meaning crab), which is why cancer-causing agents are called "carcinogenic" and malignant tumors often spread in a crab-like pattern. That mole definitely wasn't just sitting there!

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