Carbon dioxide Memes

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Fancy Name, Same Game
Chemistry Science Academia
9 days ago 3.2K views 0 shares
Fancy Name, Same Game
It's the same molecule, but with a fancy name and a tuxedo! Chemistry students know this pain—carbon dioxide in a lab coat is suddenly "methanedione" at fancy conferences. It's like when I put on my bow tie and everyone treats me like I've discovered nuclear fusion! The molecule didn't change, just its outfit and social status. Next thing you know, water will be demanding we call it "dihydrogen monoxide" at dinner parties!

Mmmmm Tasty Dicarbon Monoxide
Chemistry Science
1 month ago 4.1K views 0 shares
Mmmmm Tasty Dicarbon Monoxide
Behold! The infamous CO₂ coconut water - where chemistry and refreshment collide in the most hilariously wrong way possible! 🧪 The meme creator clearly skipped chemistry class when they named this "dicarbon monoxide" (which would be C₂O and probably highly unstable). What we're seeing is CO₂ - carbon dioxide - the stuff we exhale, plants consume, and sodas fizz with! If this drink actually contained dicarbon monoxide, you'd be sipping on a bizarre, reactive molecule instead of coconut water. Your digestive system would be hosting its own little chemistry experiment! Whoever designed this can needs to be sentenced to writing the periodic table 100 times! *mad scientist cackle*

When My Blood Cells Try To Convince My Lungs To Give It Oxygen
Biology Science Chemistry
1 month ago 7.2K views 0 shares
When My Blood Cells Try To Convince My Lungs To Give It Oxygen
The desperation of blood cells trying to negotiate with lungs is peak cellular drama. Here we have blood cells attempting to convince lungs that CO₂ is just "O₂ with an extra candy" - which is like saying a hand grenade is just a stress ball with spicy filling. The lungs, represented by two golden retrievers with that signature "I have no idea what's happening but I'm happy to be included" expression, are clearly not buying this biochemical nonsense. This is basically every gas exchange negotiation in your body, except instead of complex respiratory physiology, it's just dogs staring blankly at chemistry lies. Your circulatory system: where desperate blood cells try to pass off their metabolic waste as "fancy oxygen" since 1.5 billion years ago.

Breathtaking Mars Colonization Plan
Astronomy Biology Science
3 months ago 10.3K views 0 shares
Breathtaking Mars Colonization Plan
The kid's got spirit, I'll give 'em that. Nothing says "Mars colonization expert" like trapping yourself in a plastic bag with a houseplant. Sure, photosynthesis converts CO₂ to O₂, but that tiny potted friend isn't keeping up with your respiratory demands, buddy. You'd suffocate in minutes while contemplating your life choices. It's like bringing a spoon to dig the Mariana Trench. The optimism of youth before thermodynamics crushes their dreams!

The Ultimate Molecular Trade Deal
Biology Chemistry Science Earth-science
3 months ago 11.7K views 0 shares
The Ultimate Molecular Trade Deal
The ultimate symbiotic relationship in molecular form! Trees take our carbon dioxide (CO 2 ) waste and generously return pure O 2 molecules—nature's most breathtaking trade deal. Plants are basically running a molecular recycling facility while we're over here just... existing. Next time you inhale that sweet, sweet oxygen, remember some photosynthesis wizard converted your respiratory garbage into premium breathing material. The tree in this meme is basically saying "Your waste is my treasure" with its molecular negotiation skills.