Candy Memes

Halloween candy warnings just got astronomical! This cosmic candy bar contains roughly 100 billion stars, several supermassive black holes, and enough dark matter to bend spacetime around your molars. Side effects may include existential wonder, spontaneous astrophysics knowledge, and the sudden ability to taste interstellar dust. Honestly, finding a galaxy cluster in your Snickers is still better than finding a razor blade - at least you'd become an instant Nobel Prize winner before the sugar rush hits.