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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Broke scientist Memes

Posts tagged with Broke scientist

The Great Laboratory Glass Massacre

Lab-life Academia Research Chemistry Science
1 year ago 30.2K views 0 shares
The Great Laboratory Glass Massacre
While normies waste money on fancy vacations, romantic dinners, wild parties, and gaming setups, us lab rats are busy funding the universe's most expensive glass-breaking symphony! 💸 Nothing says "financial responsibility" quite like watching your entire stipend shatter into a million pieces because you sneezed near a $300 volumetric flask. That distinctive *clink* sound? That's the sound of your security deposit evaporating! Pro tip: When your PI asks where the budget went, just mumble something about "sacrifices to the science gods" and back away slowly. Works every time!

This Is How Far Rings Can Take You

Chemistry Science Materials
1 year ago 24.5K views 0 shares
This Is How Far Rings Can Take You
The ultimate chemist's dilemma! While she dreams of diamond rings (carbon atoms arranged in a tetrahedral crystal structure), and he fantasizes about German engineering (those four interlocking Audi rings), the poor scientist's budget only stretches to a humble benzene ring. Six carbon atoms arranged in a perfect hexagon with alternating double bonds—the broke scientist's engagement symbol. Nothing says "I'm committed to this relationship" quite like an aromatic hydrocarbon that's both stable and flat... just like your research funding.

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