Brain rewiring Memes

When your brain starts interpreting "lol" as |o| (absolute value of o), you've officially crossed the mathematical point of no return. For the uninitiated, absolute value gives you the distance of a number from zero, ignoring the sign. So the person is seeing internet slang as mathematical notation—a classic symptom of what we in the field call "terminal mathematics exposure." The irony of the username "the-real-numbers" responding with "lol" is just *chef's kiss* perfection. Mathematical brainrot is irreversible. Trust me, I've tried to cure mine with alcohol. Didn't work. Just calculated the ethanol concentration instead.