Bose-einstein Memes

Finally, a smartphone that doubles as a physics textbook. The iPhone 17 Pro apparently contains all three classical states of matter - solid (the chassis), liquid (cooling system), and gas (whatever's leaking from the battery). By iPhone 19, we'll skip right past plasma to Bose-Einstein condensate, where all your apps quantum tunnel into a single superposition state. Great for multitasking, terrible for knowing which app you're actually using. Can't wait for the quantum entanglement feature where your phone instantly dies when your friend's battery hits 1%.

Nothing says "high school heartthrob" like casually dropping quantum physics terms! Bose-Einstein Condensate is literally atoms cooled to near absolute zero until they behave as a single quantum entity—but these girls aren't impressed by the science, they're impressed by the AUDACITY! It's like watching someone try to attract a mate by performing particle physics mating calls in the wild. "Look at me, I can explain the fifth state of matter!" *teenage swooning intensifies* Meanwhile, actual physicists are crying into their lab notebooks wondering why this never worked for them in high school!

Finally, a taxonomy of matter that makes sense to both 90s kids and quantum physicists! Geodude perfectly captures the rigid, structured nature of solids, while Muk oozes with liquid charm. Gastly's gaseous form is spot on, and Rotom's electrical plasma state is *chef's kiss*. But the real scientific gold is in the Bose-Einstein condensate mice demanding proper pronouns because "we are literally a lots of people." That's quantum mechanics humor at its finest—when particles cool to near absolute zero, they actually do behave as a single entity! And don't get me started on the hyperfluid Alakazam and Kadabra rebelling against physics. "Screw the rules I am money" is basically what superfluids say to viscosity as they climb up walls and leak through solid containers. Twenty years of teaching thermodynamics, and I've never seen it explained so accurately with psychic Pokémon.

Every science classroom has that one student ready to point out that beyond solid, liquid, and gas, there's also plasma, Bose-Einstein condensates, and technically several other exotic states of matter. The finger-raising smile says it all—pure joy in complicating what should be a simple lesson. Teachers everywhere just collectively sighed.

The classic physics student dilemma! The question asks for "matters of state" (like governmental affairs) but the hint goes full-on physics mode listing the five states of matter instead. 🤓 This is the academic equivalent of asking someone where the bathroom is and they start explaining the hydrological cycle. Your professor's brain is clearly in a Bose-Einstein condensate state—super cool but completely disconnected from reality!