Borel Memes

Mathematicians having an existential crisis over "probably"! 🙈 Poor Borel just wanted to explain probability basics, but the math community is like "EXCUSE ME?! It's EXACTLY 50 heads with a standard deviation of √(npq) = 5, and the probability approaches 0.0795 according to the central limit theorem!" Mathematicians don't do "probably" - they do "with 95% confidence intervals" or nothing at all! The monkey's face is every math student when their professor says "it's trivial to prove..."