Bootstrap paradox Memes

Childhood physics debates are where true scientific innovation begins. This masterpiece explores the classic "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" fallacy that every physicist has contemplated at age 8. The stick figure's flawless plan to defeat Newton's Third Law involves standing on a plank, lifting said plank, and achieving flight through sheer logical oversight. Conservation of momentum sends its regards. Somewhere, a physics professor is using this as an exam question while muttering "this is why we can't have nice things."