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High School Chemistry: Where Boiling Water Requires A Hazmat Suit
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High School Chemistry: Where Boiling Water Requires A Hazmat Suit
Nothing says "dangerous chemical experiment" like... boiling water. The classic high school chemistry experience where your teacher dons a full hazmat suit, face shield, and gloves to demonstrate the revolutionary scientific concept of H₂O changing from liquid to gas at 100°C. Meanwhile, your mom makes pasta in her pajamas every night without even a splash guard. The dramatic overkill of safety equipment for the world's most mundane chemical reaction is peak education theater. Next week: wearing a space suit to make ice cubes!

The Most Power Per Boil You'll See Out There
Physics Engineering Science
2 months ago 10.1K views 0 shares
The Most Power Per Boil You'll See Out There
Nuclear power plants: *Split atoms to generate electricity* Meanwhile, the actual mechanism: "BEHOLD! I have harnessed the godlike power of nuclear fission... to make water go brrrrr!" 💦☢️ That's right! For all our technological wizardry, nuclear reactors are essentially $7 billion kettles. We're using the most powerful energy source known to humanity to... heat water. The same thing your grandma does with a $20 electric kettle from Target! It's like using a supernova to toast your bread. MAGNIFICENT OVERKILL!

This Conversation Is Steaming
Chemistry Physics Science
3 months ago 8.4K views 0 shares
This Conversation Is Steaming
The ultimate dad joke meets chemistry! When the scientist says they "boiled water," the other person calls it "solid" (which water definitely isn't when boiling). Then tries to recover by saying "that's cool" - which is ALSO scientifically wrong since boiling water is, you know, HOT. The scientist's exasperation is the perfect punchline! It's a beautiful triple play on words that would make any chemistry teacher simultaneously laugh and cringe. States of matter jokes are apparently both hot AND cool... just don't tell that scientist!