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Engineering Blueprint For Sus

Engineering Blueprint For Sus
Engineering students have officially reached peak nerdiness by creating technical drawings of... Among Us characters? The "Sus Amogus" blueprint from "Imposter University - School of Engineering" features precise measurements of our favorite little space bean, complete with proper orthographic projections and a 3D model view. Notice how they've meticulously labeled every curve radius and dimension—because apparently ejecting crewmates into space requires engineering-grade precision! This is what happens when CAD nerds have too much free time between thermodynamics problem sets.

When You Skipped The Drawing Lectures

When You Skipped The Drawing Lectures
The grand transition from paper to reality - where someone's blueprint with perfectly measured dimensions (60cm x 25cm) somehow manifested into a metal frame that looks like it was constructed by someone having a seizure while holding welding equipment. That "60 cm" measurement transformed into what appears to be a cursive interpretation of the number written by a doctor prescribing anxiety medication. Engineering professors everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force.

How Sanitation Engineers Wake Up Every Day

How Sanitation Engineers Wake Up Every Day
Ever notice how sanitation engineers just radiate different energy? They start each day with the ultimate flex—knowing they're literally saving civilization from drowning in its own filth! While most of us are still hitting snooze, these heroes wake up PUMPED because without them, we'd be living in medieval plague conditions within a week. The blueprints in the background are just *chef's kiss* perfect—showing that proper waste management isn't just hauling trash, it's sophisticated infrastructure engineering that keeps diseases at bay and cities functioning. Next time you see your garbage collector, maybe give them the respect they deserve for being the actual superheroes preventing society's collapse!

Blueprint Vs. Reality: Engineering At Its Finest

Blueprint Vs. Reality: Engineering At Its Finest
The duality of engineering expectations versus reality hits hard! Left side: a beautifully sketched shower drain that promises proper water flow. Right side: the actual implementation where someone clearly took "minimalist design" way too literally. This is what happens when the blueprint meets budget constraints and questionable craftsmanship. The shower drain's real-world execution demonstrates the classic engineering principle: "close enough for government work." The laws of fluid dynamics are weeping somewhere.

Blueprint Versus Reality: Instructions Too Literally Followed

Blueprint Versus Reality: Instructions Too Literally Followed
Engineering brilliance at its finest! Someone took the 60cm measurement from the blueprint and literally welded it onto the metal frame! 😂 This is what happens when you follow instructions TOO literally. The difference between "measure 60cm" and "include a 60cm label on the final product" was clearly lost in translation. Next-level malicious compliance that would make any engineering professor simultaneously cry and laugh!

The Universal Language Of "About This Big"

The Universal Language Of "About This Big"
Engineering drawings with thumbs-up and hand gesture dimensions? Welcome to the world where "about yay big" is now an ISO standard! The drawing hilariously replaces precise measurements with hand gestures – because nothing says professional engineering like measuring a critical component with "roughly this wide" 👍 and "about that tall" 🤏. Next time your professor demands exact calculations, just submit a blueprint with "kinda circular" and "sorta rectangular" annotations. Works 60% of the time, every time!

The Engineering Expectation Vs. Reality Spectrum

The Engineering Expectation Vs. Reality Spectrum
The engineering lifecycle in human form! 🤣 The perfect specimen labeled "Design" represents the idealistic, muscular vision we start with. "Shop Drawings" maintains most of the muscle definition but shows slight compromises. Then BOOM—"As Built" reveals the spectacular reality after budget cuts, time constraints, and that pesky thing called physics intervened! It's the universal law of engineering entropy: what begins as a beautiful theoretical model inevitably transforms into something that just barely passes inspection. The second law of thermodynamics applies to project management too—disorder always increases!

Engineering The Perfect Christmas Cookie

Engineering The Perfect Christmas Cookie
Engineers don't bake cookies. They design, optimize, and manufacture Chocolate-Pistachio-Tahini-matrix reinforced confectionery systems with precise kadayif fiber integration. This technical drawing transforms a simple holiday treat into a full engineering project complete with cross-sectional views, material specifications, and manufacturing protocols. The 6-step production process even includes heat treatment phases at controlled temperatures. Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a dessert that requires DIN ISO certification and R&D bakery department approval.

How Mechanical Engineers Wake Up

How Mechanical Engineers Wake Up
Behold, the morning ritual of the mechanical engineer – waking up with the smug superiority that only comes from believing your discipline is the only "real" engineering. While electrical engineers are playing with invisible electrons and civil engineers are just stacking bricks, mechanical engineers are designing the machines that make the world turn... or so they tell themselves. The tribal warfare between engineering disciplines is practically a required course. Chemical engineers think they're chemists who can do math, software engineers think they're not just glorified typists, and aerospace engineers are just mechanical engineers who couldn't handle being on the ground. Meanwhile, physicists watch from a distance, wondering why anyone would choose to apply their equations to something as mundane as reality.