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The Red Scare In Biology Class

The Red Scare In Biology Class
Someone slipped a little Cold War humor into this biology exam! The correct answer is hemoglobin (that iron-containing protein that makes your blood cells look like tiny red submarines). But option E suggesting "communism" is giving us major "our red blood cells" vibes! 🚩 Fun fact: Hemoglobin actually contains iron which binds to oxygen, giving blood its rich red color. Meanwhile, communism just gives countries red flags! Biology teachers with secret political science minors are the most dangerous species in academia!

Hemoglobin Ain't Loyal

Hemoglobin Ain't Loyal
Your hemoglobin is totally cheating on oxygen! The meme perfectly captures the molecular drama happening in your blood. Hemoglobin normally binds with oxygen to deliver it throughout your body, but carbon monoxide is the ultimate homewrecker - it binds to hemoglobin 200-250 times more strongly than oxygen does! That's why carbon monoxide poisoning is so dangerous - your red blood cells are basically saying "new molecule, who dis?" to oxygen while they run off with carbon monoxide. Poor oxygen just standing there watching the betrayal unfold like a molecular soap opera!

A Solution To Mosquito Bites

A Solution To Mosquito Bites
The ultimate revenge fantasy against those bloodsucking pests! This meme shows the perfect karmic justice - extracting your own blood with a syringe, serving it on a plate, and then threatening the mosquito to eat it or face consequences. It's basically the insect version of "how does it feel when someone does it to YOU?" The mosquito's horrified reaction is priceless. Next level petty warfare against nature's most annoying creature!