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How To Tell If You're Bi(smuth)

Chemistry Science Materials

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How To Tell If You're Bi(smuth)

This meme is a brilliant chemistry pun that plays on the dual meaning of "Bi" - both as bismuth (the chemical element) and as bisexual. The post lists actual properties of bismuth: atomic number 83, pentavalent bonding capabilities, cubic crystal structure, rainbow oxidation pattern, and its ridiculous half-life of 1.9×10¹⁹ years (way longer than our 13.8 billion year old universe). The commenter with username "bismuth_209" feels personally targeted by this scientific callout, while another user feels exposed by this eerily accurate "element-al" identification method. Chemistry nerds rejoice - your periodic table knowledge finally has dating application!

Perfect Botanical Bisexuality

Biology Science

3 months ago 8.6K views 0 shares

Perfect Botanical Bisexuality

Botanical terminology meets Pride Month in this delightful crossover! In plant biology, flowers containing both male (stamens) and female (carpels) reproductive structures are scientifically classified as "perfect" or "bisexual." The textbook isn't making a social statement—it's just pure botanical science that happens to align perfectly with Pride terminology. Nature really was ahead of the curve on inclusive terminology! The real beauty is how this scientific fact creates this wonderful intersection between rigorous academic classification and modern identity language. Botanists have been casually dropping the term "perfect bisexual flowers" in lectures for decades without realizing they were being fabulous.