Bedroom talk Memes

Nothing says "foreplay" like discussing abstract mathematical concepts in bed. The true sapiosexual's guide to romance: skip the poetry and whisper sweet nothings about elliptic curves and tensor calculus. The only thing getting "packed" tonight is those n-spheres. Let's be honest - in the hierarchy of turn-ons, Ramanujan's biography ranks somewhere between differential equations and triangulated categories. Math nerds take note: this approach works exactly 0% of the time, every time.