Base12 Memes

Behold the duodecimal time system we'd be using if evolution had gone just a bit differently! Instead of boring old base-10, we'd have this mathematical monstrosity with Greek letters thrown in for extra confusion. The ξ (xi) and χ (chi) are particularly delightful touches - because nothing says "I'm running late" quite like having to pronounce ancient Greek symbols. Next time someone asks you the time, just respond with "It's half past xi" and watch their existential crisis unfold in real-time.