The eternal war between pure mathematicians and numerical pragmatists rages on! On the left, we have the weeping mathematician, devastated by the heretical suggestion that 0.999... equals 1 (which is actually mathematically proven). Meanwhile, our chad on the right smugly counts in base-11, where such trivial disputes don't even register. It's like watching someone have an existential crisis over whether a hot dog is a sandwich while you're eating sushi with chopsticks made of quantum particles. The beautiful irony? In base-11, you need a new symbol for "10" anyway, so this person's numerical superiority is built on creating an entirely different problem.