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Highly Improbable But Not Impossible
Physics Science Academia
24 days ago 5.3K views 0 shares
Highly Improbable But Not Impossible
That moment when the mainstream physics YouTubers have claimed all the normal topics, so you're left contemplating banana precipitation over London. According to statistical mechanics, given infinite time, there is a non-zero probability that all water molecules in a cloud could spontaneously rearrange into bananas. Your advisor warned you about chasing these "fringe research areas," but hey—at least no one can accuse you of derivative content.

Banana Split Becomes Molecular Synthesis
Chemistry Science
1 month ago 4.5K views 0 shares
Banana Split Becomes Molecular Synthesis
The creator has accidentally discovered cyclopropane synthesis while trying to arrange bananas. Three bananas positioned in a triangle with carbon atoms labeled at the bends transform into the cyclopropane molecule (C₃H₆). Chemists spend years mastering organic synthesis while this person's just trying to make dessert and stumbles upon a strained ring hydrocarbon. Next week: discovering benzene while arranging a fruit platter.

Nothing Except Freedom Scales
Astronomy Universe Science
1 month ago 4.8K views 0 shares
Nothing Except Freedom Scales
The cosmic absurdity of using a banana and baby elephant to measure a nebula is peak astronomical humor! Astronomers are notorious for using bizarre reference objects—from washing machines to double-decker buses—to help us comprehend mind-boggling cosmic scales. This nebula (likely the Rosette Nebula) spans about 130 light-years across, which is roughly 765 trillion bananas or 10 quadrillion baby elephants lined up trunk-to-tail. Next time you're presenting at a conference, skip the light-years and parsecs—just convert everything to "elephant units" and watch your colleagues' faces!