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Physics To The Rescue (Or Not)

Physics To The Rescue (Or Not)
Nothing says "I understand physics" quite like diving headfirst to catch someone falling! The meme brilliantly plays with terminal velocity concepts - yes, spreading out creates drag (smart!), but the rescuer streamlining like a missile? Pure comedy gold! It's basically saying "Let's use physics to save you... by completely ignoring physics!" The disclaimer "Results may vary" is the cherry on top of this disaster sundae. Spoiler alert: both people hit the ground at roughly the same speed, just now holding hands. How romantic! ๐Ÿ’•

Why Tf Would He Say This

Why Tf Would He Say This
Technically, submerging your laptop in cold water would cool it down... permanently. This fake quote perfectly captures the internet's obsession with turning scientists into meme-worthy advice dispensers. It's like attributing "The floor is made of floor" to Einstein. The beauty is that for one glorious second, some poor undergraduate somewhere is thinking, "Wait, did he actually say that?" before their brain cells collectively facepalm.

Yes, We Should Eat Raw Chlorine

Yes, We Should Eat Raw Chlorine
The meme shows someone about to consume a chlorine tablet while it's labeled as "Food," only to be stopped by the "hold up" guy. This is hilariously dangerous chemistry in action! Pure chlorine is extremely toxic and corrosive - it's the stuff used to disinfect swimming pools for a reason. Your body already gets all the chloride ions it needs from table salt (NaCl) without the whole "burning your esophagus and lungs" experience. The difference between the chloride in your salt shaker and these tablets is like the difference between a friendly golden retriever and a rabid wolf. Both technically canines, but one will definitely send you to the ER.