Backronym Memes

In what might be the most brilliant case of backronym creation in pop culture history, we've got Professor Barclay here performing some truly inspired medical etymology. Smoking three cigarettes simultaneously would indeed put you on the fast track to cardiovascular bronchitis—if such a condition actually existed in medical literature. What we're witnessing is the beautiful intersection of pulmonology humor and celebrity nomenclature. The professor's confidence in this completely fabricated medical diagnosis is the kind of unwavering certainty I wish my graduate students had when defending their questionable research methodologies. Next up: proving that Snoop Dogg is actually an acronym for "Systematic Neurological Observation Of Pulmonary Disorders." I'm taking no questions at this time.