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I Know It Hertz, Okay?
Physics Science
10 days ago 17.4K views 0 shares
I Know It Hertz, Okay?
That painful moment when someone blasts a high-pitched sound and your tympanic membrane feels like it's staging a revolt. The beautiful wordplay here is just *chef's kiss* - Hertz being both the unit of frequency AND what your poor ear does when assaulted by those 15,000+ Hz squeals that teenagers can hear but your 40-year-old professor self pretends not to notice. Evolution really dropped the ball by not giving us built-in volume limiters. Dogs get to hear ultrasonic whistles and we get... tinnitus. What a deal!

It's Pejorative!
Engineering Tech
20 days ago 14.2K views 0 shares
It's Pejorative!
The difference between "audio engineer" and "sound guy" is about $60,000 in student loans and a vocabulary that includes words like "pejorative." Next time you're at a concert, try telling the person adjusting levels that they have "suboptimal equalization in the mid-range frequencies" instead of "the vocals sound muddy." Watch their face light up with validation for that expensive degree!

Acoustic Credentials Matter
Tech Engineering Academia
23 days ago 17.8K views 0 shares
Acoustic Credentials Matter
Professional titles are serious business in the tech world! This audio professional is fighting the good fight against casual nomenclature degradation. It's like how physicists don't appreciate being called "gravity people" or chemists being reduced to "chemical mixers." The struggle for professional dignity is real—those audio engineers spent years mastering complex acoustics, signal processing, and equipment calibration only to be reduced to "hey sound guy, can you make this louder?" Next thing you know, neurosurgeons will be "brain pokers" and astrophysicists "star watchers." Respect the credentials!

The Frequency Menace Approaches
Physics Science
7 months ago 12.7K views 0 shares
The Frequency Menace Approaches
That single Hertz difference might as well be a declaration of war to an audio engineer! Your ears aren't deceiving you—they're challenging you to a frequency duel! Musicians and sound nerds everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force. It's like having perfect pitch and someone plays a note juuuust slightly sharp. The auditory equivalent of someone putting a single book upside down on your perfectly organized bookshelf. *twitch*