Arteries Memes

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When An Engineer Goes To Medical School

When An Engineer Goes To Medical School
The engineering mindset strikes again! On the left, we have the actual human anatomy with its chaotic mess of veins, arteries, and nerves looking like someone spilled spaghetti all over the place. On the right? The engineer's "improved" version where all those messy vessels are neatly bundled together with zip ties! Because why have biological complexity when you can have color-coded cable management? Next up: replacing your immune system with a simple on/off switch and a reset button!

I'll Show You The Literal Void In My Heart

I'll Show You The Literal Void In My Heart
When your friend gets all philosophical about emotional voids, but you're busy thinking about cholesterol plaques! The meme shows an artery with red blood cells flowing through it and yellow fatty deposits building up on the walls - literally filling that void in your "heart" vessels with delicious, dangerous lipids. Who needs emotional fulfillment when you can have atherosclerosis instead? Science: 1, Metaphors: 0!

Food: Filling Voids In Hearts Since The Dawn Of Comfort Eating

Food: Filling Voids In Hearts Since The Dawn Of Comfort Eating
Technically speaking, food can fill that void in your heart. Just not in the metaphorical way your friend meant. The image shows an artery clogged with red blood cells on one side and fatty yellow deposits on the other—precisely what happens when you comfort-eat your way through emotional distress. Your cardiovascular system doesn't distinguish between heartbreak and heartburn. The plaque buildup is just doing what the ice cream commanded it to do: physically fill empty spaces. Who needs emotional healing when you can have arterial narrowing?