Animal kingdom Memes

Imagine if lobsters could fly! That buffed Doge on the left represents how evolutionarily JACKED these crustaceans would be if they had to deal with air resistance instead of water! Meanwhile, poor cow-doge is crying because bovine aerodynamics are apparently a complete disaster. The density of air vs water makes ALL the difference—in water, lobsters are just regular pinchy bois, but in air? They'd be the bodybuilders of the sky! Nature really dodged a bullet keeping those exoskeletons underwater where they belong. Flying lobster apocalypse averted!