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Ancient Genius Meets Modern Ignorance

Ancient Genius Meets Modern Ignorance
Imagine figuring out the Earth is round with just sticks and shadows, and then 2200 years later, people with satellites and GPS are like "nah, it's flat." Poor Eratosthenes is rolling in his ancient Greek grave so fast he could power Alexandria for a century. The man calculated Earth's circumference to within 10% accuracy using basically the ancient equivalent of a sundial and some math, while modern flat-earthers ignore literal pictures of our planet from space. If scientific regression were an Olympic sport, we'd have gold medalists everywhere.

Ancient Math: The OG Science

Ancient Math: The OG Science
Rejecting biology, chemistry, and physics in favor of ancient mathematics? That's peak nerd hierarchy right there! The Pythagorean cult would be so proud. While other sciences were still figuring out what elements made up the world, mathematicians were already proving theorems that still hold true today. Nothing says intellectual flex like preferring a discipline where 2500-year-old proofs remain undefeated. The square on the hypotenuse will always equal the sum of squares on the other sides - no matter how many new elements we discover!

Ye Olde Periodic Table

Ye Olde Periodic Table
Remember when chemistry was just four elements and you didn't need a PhD to understand what you were made of? Medieval scientists be like: "Hmm yes, this rock has too much Earth energy, better balance it with some Fire." ๐Ÿ”ฅ Modern chemists need 118 elements and counting, while ancient Greeks were vibing with just Earth, Water, Air, and Fire. No wonder they had time to philosophize all day - their periodic table fit on a napkin! Next time someone tries to explain quantum chemistry to you, just point at this and say "I prefer the classical approach, thank you very much."