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Based Romans

Based Romans
Roman engineers built massive aqueducts spanning continents without a single differential equation, while today's engineers can't keep AutoCAD running for more than 20 minutes. Nothing captures the duality of technological progress quite like this—we've gone from "screw calculus, I've got vibes and slave labor" to "please don't crash before I save my work for the 47th time today." The ancient Romans would absolutely roast us for needing computers to design a simple bridge when they were out there building the Colosseum with basically sticks, stones, and sheer audacity.

Roman Numerals: When Ancient Rome Meets Modern Math

Roman Numerals: When Ancient Rome Meets Modern Math
The stick figure is having a mathematical breakdown with Roman numerals! Looking at I + I = II (1+1=2), then II + II = IV (2+2=4)... wait, no, that's wrong! It's "I5" instead of IV! And then I5 + 5 = II0?! The caption brilliantly trolls us with terrible advice to "replace Roman numerals with modern ones when doing math" — which is exactly what caused this numerical train wreck. The poor stick figure is using the symbol "I" as the digit "1" and treating Roman numerals like positional notation. This is what happens when civilizations collide and your number systems get confused. Caesar would be rolling in his grave... or should I say, he'd be rolling MCMLXXXIV times.

Ancient Wisdom Vs. Modern Crashes

Ancient Wisdom Vs. Modern Crashes
Engineering evolution in a nutshell! On the left, we've got the absolute unit of a Roman engineer—buff Doge with a purple cape who's never heard of calculus but somehow built massive aqueducts that STILL WORK 2,000 years later. Meanwhile, modern engineers are just sad little doges waiting for AutoCAD to stop throwing tantrums. The Romans were out there moving mountains with pure vibes and geometry while we can't even keep our software running! Honestly, sometimes I wonder if we've actually progressed or just traded practical skills for fancy tools that crash right when the deadline approaches. Ancient engineering: less math, more results! 💪