Academic pride Memes

Nothing says "academic superiority complex" quite like a Ph.D. who insists on being called "doctor" on an airplane. The beautiful irony of someone who can derive complex equations but can't perform CPR is just *chef's kiss*. The dark humor here is deliciously twisted - our protagonist proudly admits to mathematical homicide while emergency responders frantically try to save a life. It's the academic equivalent of bringing a calculator to a defibrillator fight. Trust me, as someone who's sat through countless dissertation defenses, some academics would absolutely try to solve for x instead of performing the Heimlich maneuver. Their epitaph: "They weren't that kind of doctor, but they died doing what they loved - being technically correct."