Academic dishonesty Memes

The ultimate academic heist! Corrupting your own thesis file to buy precious extra days is the grad school equivalent of Ocean's Eleven. The beauty is in its simplicity - submit an "accidentally" corrupted file, then frantically "fix" it while actually writing the thing you claimed was already done. Pure academic survival tactics that professors secretly respect because half of them did the same thing back in their day. The statute of limitations on thesis fraud apparently expires at 7 years - congratulations on your successful academic crime!