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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Absurdism Memes

Posts tagged with Absurdism

Chemistry: The Crocodile-Dependent Science

Chemistry Science Academia
5 months ago 39.1K views 0 shares
Chemistry: The Crocodile-Dependent Science
Chemistry gets no love in the podcast world, and this reply absolutely nails why. While other sciences get to sound cool with their black holes and quantum computing, chemistry is over here with reaction conditions that read like a fever dream. "Mix these two substances, but only on a Tuesday during a waxing gibbous moon while standing on one foot." The absurdist crocodile example perfectly captures how chemistry feels like learning an alien language with arbitrary rules that make thermodynamics look straightforward. No wonder we chemists just silently mix our colorful liquids in the corner while physics gets all the Neil deGrasse Tyson love.

Pretty Mean (Average) Career Prospects

Math Academia
6 months ago 29.0K views 0 shares
Pretty Mean (Average) Career Prospects
Shocking revelation: studying made-up math fields doesn't lead to employment. Who would've thought that "Transdimensional Eigen-Pigeondih Topology" wasn't on Indeed's most-wanted skills list? That face is every pure mathematician realizing their thesis on abstract nonsense won't pay the rent. The academic-to-unemployment pipeline is functioning perfectly. Next semester's hot course: "How to Convert Theoretical Knowledge into Actual Currency 101."

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Run Gemma 4 on a mini PC, no GPU required

Gemma 4 26B-A4B runs at usable speeds on CPU-only mini PCs. The RAM math, real community benchmarks, and which mini PC tier fits each model size. Read article →

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