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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Ab positive Memes

Posts tagged with Ab positive

Blood Is Blood!

Medicine Biology
21 days ago 51.7K views 0 shares
Blood Is Blood!
O+ can only receive from O types. O- is even pickier, stuck with only O-. Meanwhile AB+ is over here living its best life as the universal recipient, accepting donations from literally everyone. It's the golden retriever of blood types—just happy to be included. No antibodies against A, B, or Rh antigens means AB+ can raid the entire blood bank buffet while O- sits in the corner with its one menu option.

The Blood Type Dating Hierarchy

Biology Medicine Science
1 year ago 34.6K views 0 shares
The Blood Type Dating Hierarchy
The ultimate blood type dating app! Type AB+ is over here bragging about being the "universal recipient" while being pickier than a toddler at a vegetable buffet. Meanwhile, poor O- is the biological equivalent of that friend who always buys the first round but never gets one bought for them. It's hematological socialism at its finest - O- gives to all but receives from none, while AB+ takes from everyone but gives only to their exclusive club. Next time an AB+ person acts superior, remind them they're basically blood type parasites with commitment issues.

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