But We Are Losing Our Jobs Cause Of Wars And Climate Change Instead

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But We Are Losing Our Jobs Cause Of Wars And Climate Change Instead

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While everyone's panicking about AI replacing jobs, environmental scientists are sitting there like "bold of you to assume we'll still have jobs funded by governments who can't decide if climate change is real." Meanwhile, anthropologists and astronomers are just vibing in solidarity because their funding was already a joke before any of this started.

The irony is delicious: tech bros worry about AI unemployment while climate scientists are literally studying our own extinction and getting their grants slashed because politicians need another yacht. Anthropologists? They've been professionally underfunded since forever, documenting human cultures while barely affording ramen. And astronomers are out here discovering exoplanets we might need to evacuate to, but sure, let's cut NASA's budget again.

Plot twist: AI won't take these jobs because there's barely any money in them to begin with. You can't automate a career that's already running on passion, duct tape, and expired granola bars.

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