The Forbidden Elemental Buffet Guide

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The Forbidden Elemental Buffet Guide

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The forbidden snack guide for mad scientists! Green elements? Gobble 'em up in 10 seconds flat! Yellow ones require a 10-minute cooldown—just enough time to reconsider your life choices. Red? Give it an hour, your stomach lining will thank you. And those purple ones? Well, they need a full 10-hour digestion period—probably because they're plotting world domination from inside your intestines!

The note about hassium is pure genius: "Why is hassium 10 minutes? It's in pretzels so I'll eat pure hassium fine." Spoiler alert: hassium is a highly radioactive synthetic element that would absolutely obliterate you before you could say "pass the salt." But hey, at least you'd go out with a scientific bang! 💥

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