The Mitosis Of Pain Detection

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The Mitosis Of Pain Detection

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The cellular drama is real! This meme cleverly connects the phases of mitosis with that moment when you physically bump into something and your sister somehow knows exactly where it hurts. Just like how chromosomes split and separate during cell division, your sister has that uncanny ability to pinpoint your pain with surgical precision. It's like your cells are screaming "INTERPHASE: I'm fine!" but by PROPHASE they're like "oh no, here comes the pain detection!" By METAPHASE, your sister has already lined up her diagnosis, and by ANAPHASE she's pulling apart your tough exterior. Finally, in TELOPHASE, you're completely divided - half of you wants to admit it hurts, the other half trying to play it cool. Biology's most relatable process? Maybe. Your sister's pain-location superpower? Definitely.

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