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Time travel priorities: saving Rosalind Franklin from scientific robbery! Her X-ray crystallography work (Photo 51) was crucial for understanding DNA's double helix structure, but Watson and Crick swooped in, took credit, and won the Nobel Prize while she got a footnote. The ultimate scientific heist of the 20th century! Franklin died of ovarian cancer at 37, never knowing her work would eventually be recognized. Next time someone asks about changing history, remember the scientist whose "Well shit, thanks for letting me know" moment came decades too late.

The ultimate scientific homework copying scandal! This meme perfectly captures one of science history's most notorious cases of "standing on the shoulders of giants" without giving credit. Watson and Crick famously got the Nobel Prize for discovering DNA's double helix structure in 1953, but they *cough* "borrowed" crucial X-ray crystallography data from Rosalind Franklin without her knowledge or consent. Franklin's groundbreaking Photo 51 image was shown to Watson without her permission, providing the key evidence they needed. Talk about the original "can I copy your homework?" moment in scientific history! The scientific community has since recognized Franklin's critical contribution, though sadly after her death from cancer at just 37. Science history's shadiest moment turned into a powerful lesson about giving credit where it's due!

The ultimate biological inception! Trillions of cells in a human body organized themselves into a biologist, just so they could spend their career obsessing over other cells. Talk about cellular narcissism! It's like your body formed a fan club to study its own kind. Next time a biologist gets all high and mighty about their research, remind them they're basically just a walking, talking cellular gossip column with a lab coat.

The scientific evidence is irrefutable! Behold the feline non-Newtonian fluid in its natural state! That white cat perfectly demonstrates how cats conform to containers while maintaining their volume—a property straight from the physics textbook definition of liquids. Ever noticed how they pour themselves into boxes, vases, and sinks with impossible flexibility? Their spine contains approximately 53 vertebrae (compared to our measly 33), creating a biological marvel of fluid dynamics. Next time someone argues cats are solids, simply point to this photographic proof and cackle maniacally!

Behold! The unholy scientific fusion that is biochemistry - literally just biology and chemistry smashed together while Noah here is utterly bewildered! It's like watching your parents create a sibling you never asked for. Chemistry (the big elephant) and Biology (the penguin) somehow produced this biochemistry abomination (tiny elephant-penguin hybrid). Scientists in lab coats somewhere just said "what if we combined these disciplines?" and boom - a whole new field was born! Next up: astrophysicobiology - the study of space penguins, obviously.

Ever witnessed a taxonomist having an existential crisis? This meme captures the pure ecstasy of biological classification gone wild! On the left, we've got a "squat lobster" that's clearly not a lobster, and a "porcelain crab" that's... not actually a crab. Then there's the scientist losing their mind with the revolutionary thought: "WHAT IF IT WAS CRAB?" This perfectly illustrates carcinization - the evolutionary phenomenon where various crustacean species independently evolve to look like crabs. Nature basically keeps hitting the "crab" button in its evolutionary sandbox mode. Taxonomists have to deal with these imposters constantly, which explains the DNA-level excitement when something might ACTUALLY be a true crab for once!