Chad Plants Vs. Virgin Humans

Chad Plants Vs. Virgin Humans
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Botanists flexing on the rest of us with this savage takedown of human physiology! Plants are literally building cellulose fortresses while we're over here with our pathetic skin barriers. The cuticle wax flex is particularly brutal—plants evolved waterproof coatings while humans invented umbrellas and still complain about getting wet.

The most devastating burn? Plants don't even need an immune system to dominate Earth for 450+ million years. Meanwhile, humans catch a cold and dramatically collapse on the couch demanding soup. And that cellulose cell wall? Structural integrity that puts our flimsy membrane-bound cells to absolute shame.

Next time you feel superior to your houseplants, remember they're silently judging your inferior evolutionary adaptations while casually producing oxygen as a metabolic waste product. Just because they can.

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