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This meme perfectly captures those wild late-night physics discussions that happen after too much caffeine. Comparing the universe to "jelly" is exactly what happens when cosmology meets sleep deprivation! The dark matter part is particularly brilliant—physicists have spent decades trying to detect this mysterious substance that makes up about 27% of our universe, and this guy's just like "nah, it's just cosmic jelly shadow." The beauty is in how it takes complex theoretical physics (extra dimensions beyond our standard 4D spacetime) and reduces it to dessert analogies. Next Nobel Prize material right here, folks.

The original YOLO space program! Wan Hu's legendary 16th-century attempt to reach the moon with a chair strapped to 47 rockets is basically the medieval version of "hold my beer and watch this." His ambitious DIY spacecraft combined the structural integrity of IKEA furniture with the explosive power of a Michael Bay movie. Physics wasn't exactly on his side—turns out rocket science is actually rocket science! While NASA spends billions on safety protocols, this dude just said "bamboo chair + gunpowder = moon trip" and lit the fuse. The fact that we're still talking about his spectacular failure centuries later proves that epic fails in the name of science never go out of style. He may not have reached the moon, but he definitely reached legendary status!

Ladies and gentlemen, we've done it! Someone finally found the mythical "edge of the world" that flat-earthers have been searching for—it's just a cloud that vaguely resembles the edge of a desk globe! Next up: discovering that mountains are actually just giant mole hills and oceans are God's spilled blue Gatorade. The beautiful irony here is using a picture of a globe (you know, that spherical representation of our very round planet) to highlight the supposed "edge." It's like trying to disprove the existence of birds by posting a picture of a bird. The scientific method weeps silently in the corner.

Newton's third law takes on a whole new meaning in space! In microgravity, bodily fluids don't just fall to the ground—they float around like tiny astronauts on their own mission. The idea that "stray fluids" could somehow navigate through multiple layers of spacecraft equipment and spacesuits to cause unplanned pregnancy is peak space hysteria. Physics doesn't work that way, folks. Though I suppose this gives new meaning to the phrase "shooting for the stars." Next up: NASA's new mission patch featuring a "No Self-Launch" symbol.

The ultimate scientific "be careful what you wish for" moment! Harvard Observatory director hired his maid to prove a point and accidentally discovered one of astronomy's greatest minds. Williamina Fleming went from dusting telescopes to discovering celestial objects while her former boss probably sat there wondering why his tea wasn't ready. Classic case of underestimating women in science—turns out the stars aligned perfectly for Fleming while the director's ego imploded like a dying sun. Next time someone says "even my maid could do this job," remember they might be right for all the wrong reasons.

Dating in the cosmos is ROUGH! This stellar meme perfectly captures the astronomical hierarchy of dating. Your crush is literally Earth (gorgeous, full of life, perfect size), while her dad is the blazing Sun (333,000 times Earth's mass and ready to burn you to a crisp). Her brother? Jupiter - the solar system's bouncer at 318 times Earth's mass. And you? Just a tiny meteor, burning up on impact! The size comparison is brutally accurate - your chances of success are about as likely as Pluto getting its planet status back. The universe really said: "Stay in your orbital lane, buddy!"