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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

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This Iterated Function Looks Oddly Familiar...

Math Academia Science
16 hours ago 16.1K views 0 shares
This Iterated Function Looks Oddly Familiar...
Poor kid just stumbled upon the infamous Collatz Conjecture disguised as homework. That function is a mathematical rabbit hole that's been driving professional mathematicians insane since 1937. Even with supercomputers, nobody can prove whether all starting values eventually reach 1. The "DOES HE KNOW?" caption is perfect—because no, he doesn't know he's facing one of math's most notorious unsolved problems while thinking it's just Grade 11 algebra. It's like accidentally wandering into a quantum physics exam when you signed up for basket weaving.

The Least Squares Method (Literally)

Math Research Science
16 hours ago 15.5K views 0 shares
The Least Squares Method (Literally)
Someone clearly skipped the statistics lecture on what "least squares" actually means. The left shows a desperate attempt to fit data by drawing countless squares—a statistical crime scene. Meanwhile, the right side nails it with a single regression line in a square frame. It's the statistical equivalent of bringing a Swiss Army knife to cut bread when all you needed was... you know... a knife. Statisticians everywhere are either crying or slow-clapping at this magnificent pun-based misunderstanding.

Goodbye Oxygen

Biology Oceanography Earth-science Climate
17 hours ago 15.3K views 0 shares
Goodbye Oxygen
That face when eutrophication kicks in! The meme perfectly captures the horror of aquatic life during algal blooms. When excess phosphorus and nitrogen (usually from fertilizer runoff) hit water bodies, algae throws an absolute rager—multiplying like crazy and turning everything that sickly green color. As these party-hard algae eventually die, bacteria decompose them, consuming all available oxygen in the process. The result? A hypoxic "dead zone" where fish and other organisms basically make this exact panicked face right before suffocating. It's like nature's version of "the morning after a wild party, but everyone's too dead to regret it."

Even The Chemical Formula Gave Out

Chemistry Lab-life Science
14 hours ago 14.6K views 0 shares
Even The Chemical Formula Gave Out
The chemical formula NaH is literally saying "nah" to whatever reaction you're attempting. Sodium hydride just sitting there rejecting your synthesis like that grant proposal you submitted last month. This is peak chemical passive-aggression. Next time you're in lab and your experiment fails, just remember - even the compounds are judging your life choices.

It's A Lil Derivative, Don't You Think?

Math Science
22 hours ago 13.9K views 0 shares
It's A Lil Derivative, Don't You Think?
Someone took the HP logo and turned it into a calculus joke that would make even your most jaded math professor crack a smile. The "dy/dx" notation is the bread and butter of differential calculus—the rate of change of y with respect to x. And here we have the HP logo cleverly reinterpreted as "dy over dx." What's funnier than repurposing corporate branding for mathematical puns? Absolutely nothing, if you've spent the last decade of your life grading terrible calculus exams. This is the kind of joke that separates those who still have nightmares about their differential equations final from those who merely pretend to understand STEM humor at parties.

How It Feels Responding To "What Is A Semigroup?" With "An Associative Magma"

Math Academia Science
17 hours ago 13.6K views 0 shares
How It Feels Responding To "What Is A Semigroup?" With "An Associative Magma"
The recursive mathematical definition rabbit hole strikes again! This meme perfectly captures the mathematician's version of explaining something simple with something even more complicated. For the uninitiated: a semigroup is indeed an associative magma (a set with a binary operation), and a monoid is literally a semigroup with identity. So answering these questions this way is technically correct—the best kind of correct—but hilariously unhelpful! The emotional journey from smug satisfaction (top left) to confused crying (top right) to exasperated explanation (bottom left) to smug satisfaction again (bottom right) is the exact cycle mathematicians go through when they realize they've explained something using terms that require even more explanation. It's abstract algebra inception!

The Dark Side Of Lab Life

Lab-life Academia Research Chemistry
23 hours ago 13.1K views 0 shares
The Dark Side Of Lab Life
Behold the scientific emotional rollercoaster! One minute you're cackling maniacally while mixing chemicals that change colors (SCIENCE IS HAPPENING!), and the next you're staring into the void wondering why you chose to document every excruciating detail of your joy. The lab report - where fun goes to die and passive voice becomes your only friend. "The solution was observed to turn blue" sounds much better than "I screamed 'IT'S BLUE!' and did a victory dance." Trust me, I've tried both approaches with my tenure committee.

Everywhere And Nowhere At Once

Physics Science
17 hours ago 13.1K views 0 shares
Everywhere And Nowhere At Once
The quantum mechanic's ultimate traffic violation! That wave function on the right isn't just any graph—it's the probability distribution of a quantum particle. So when the officer asks "You know how fast you were going?" the physicist can legitimately answer "Well, according to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, I knew exactly where I was, so I had absolutely no idea how fast I was going!" The more precisely you measure position, the less precisely you can know momentum. No wonder the ticket says "everywhere and nowhere" under speed limit violation.

The Mysterious Third Force

Physics Science
17 hours ago 12.0K views 0 shares
The Mysterious Third Force
The eternal physics conundrum! Birds somehow defy Newton's laws with their middle-finger to gravity. While everything else plummets earthward at 9.8 m/s², these feathered aerodynamic wizards just... don't? The meme perfectly captures that third mysterious force that counteracts gravity—lift generation through wing shape and air pressure differentials. It's basically birds exploiting Bernoulli's principle while the rest of us are stuck with "apple falls from tree" physics. Nature's way of saying "I've mastered fluid dynamics and you haven't."

The Great Planetary Identity Crisis

Astronomy Universe Science
11 hours ago 12.0K views 0 shares
The Great Planetary Identity Crisis
The planetary classification wars continue! This chart brilliantly satirizes how the definition of "planet" is surprisingly subjective. From the 2006 demotion of poor Pluto to the philosophical "what if space itself is a planet, duuude?" existentialist take. The "Spiteful" category is peak astronomy pettiness—counting only Pluto as revenge for its demotion. Meanwhile, the "Regolithic" definition would make practically everything a planet, because who doesn't have a little dirt and ice? My favorite has to be the "Empiricist" who only counts planets they've personally observed. Classic scientist move: "If I haven't seen it with my own eyes and equipment, does it really exist?"

Telescopes And Extraterrestrial Priorities

Astronomy Paranormal Ufo
11 hours ago 11.8K views 0 shares
Telescopes And Extraterrestrial Priorities
Resolution bias in astronomy equipment strikes again. One alien sees a vampire through their telescope while the other, using a more powerful instrument, can't see anything at all. Classic case of equipment calibration issues leading to wildly different observational conclusions. Reminds me of that time our department spent $2 million on a new spectrometer only to discover we'd been looking at a dust particle for six months.

Base Case Is Overrated

Math Science Academia
11 hours ago 11.6K views 0 shares
Base Case Is Overrated
Recursion enthusiasts living dangerously on the edges of the bell curve! While the average mathematician (IQ 100) anxiously verifies the base case P(0), the mathematical rebels at both extremes skip straight to induction with ((∀k<n)P(k))⇒P(n). They're either brilliant enough to see that the base case is trivial or... not quite grasping why their proofs keep collapsing like a house of cards. Mathematical induction without a foundation is basically just vibing with symbols and hoping for the best. The professor's panic is entirely justified!
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