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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Schrödinger's Vet Visit

Physics Science Scientists
23 hours ago 14.5K views 0 shares
Schrödinger's Vet Visit
The ultimate physics joke comes to life in a doctor's office! Poor Mr. Schrödinger is about to learn that his famous thought experiment has become a veterinary diagnosis. 😂 The doctor's "good news and bad news" perfectly captures the quantum superposition principle - where his cat exists in both states simultaneously until observed. Somewhere, Heisenberg is nervously wondering if the vet measured the cat's position or momentum first! The irony of a physicist dealing with the real-world consequences of his theoretical work is just *chef's kiss* perfect. I bet the prescription is "stop putting cats in boxes with radioactive materials, you brilliant madman!"

Time To Go Bzzzt

Physics Engineering Science
23 hours ago 14.3K views 0 shares
Time To Go Bzzzt
Electricity has MOODS, y'all! 😂 Low voltage is that polite friend who follows all the rules—sticking to conductors and taking the easiest path. Meanwhile, high voltage is that wild party animal who's had WAY too much coffee and will literally tear through the air screaming for conductors! That lightning bolt isn't asking for permission—it's creating its own path through the sky with 300 million volts of pure electrical rage! The contrast between the well-behaved current and the chaotic lightning is basically electricity's version of "you vs. you after 5 espressos."

The Documentation Paradox

Tech Engineering
23 hours ago 14.3K views 0 shares
The Documentation Paradox
The eternal programmer's paradox! On the left, we have the desperate developer frantically searching for documentation like they're hunting for the last roll of toilet paper during a pandemic. "WHERE IS IT?" they scream into the void of Stack Overflow. Meanwhile on the right, Bugs Bunny – the chaotic neutral energy of every senior developer – smugly responds "NO" when asked to document their own code. Because why make tomorrow easier when you can maintain your job security through cryptic variable names and functions that might as well be written in ancient Sumerian? It's the circle of tech life: complain about missing documentation while simultaneously refusing to write any yourself. Pure genius!

Time, Distance, And Heartbreak: A Physics Problem

Physics Science
17 hours ago 13.0K views 0 shares
Time, Distance, And Heartbreak: A Physics Problem
When relationship talk meets physics, heartbreak becomes a calculation! This poor guy's girlfriend asked for "time and distance," and his first thought jumps straight to the velocity equation (v = d/t). Classic overthinking from someone who clearly spent more time with textbooks than dating apps. Maybe she's not breaking up—she's just trying to determine how fast she can run away from his physics jokes. Next time she'll be more specific and ask for "emotional space" instead of accidentally triggering a scientific identity crisis.

The Irresistible Paradox

Physics Science
17 hours ago 12.9K views 0 shares
The Irresistible Paradox
Physics just standing there like "Yeah, good luck with that paradox." The classic unstoppable force meets immovable object thought experiment has been breaking brains since ancient Greece! When these two theoretical absolutes meet, something's gotta give—either the force isn't truly unstoppable or the object isn't truly immovable. The laws of physics just watching from the sidelines knowing full well this romantic encounter creates a logical impossibility that violates conservation of energy. Meanwhile, Wolverine's just there representing the cold, hard reality of physical laws that don't care about your feelings or philosophical conundrums. Newton's Third Law is screaming in the background!

The Feline Physicist's Dilemma

Physics Academia Science Research
16 hours ago 12.9K views 0 shares
The Feline Physicist's Dilemma
That smug feline expression perfectly captures the moment when you realize your groundbreaking theories don't matter without institutional backing. Welcome to science, where being ignored by academia is practically a rite of passage. Even Einstein had papers rejected. The difference? He wasn't a cat posting on r/Physics. Pro tip: Next time, try attaching a grant proposal with your theory. Money talks, even when cats don't.

Animal Sounds In Media: The Kookaburra Conspiracy

Biology
17 hours ago 12.8K views 0 shares
Animal Sounds In Media: The Kookaburra Conspiracy
Ever notice how Hollywood thinks the kookaburra is the universal jungle soundtrack? That's right! This Australian bird's distinctive laugh has been dubbed over COUNTLESS jungle scenes set in Africa, South America, and Asia—places where kookaburras DON'T EVEN EXIST! It's like casting a penguin in a desert documentary! Next time you hear that iconic "monkey-like" cackling in a jungle movie, just know it's actually a bird from Down Under having the last laugh at our geographical confusion. Cinema's greatest audio bamboozle!

The Genetic Comedy Club: Biology Memes That Replicate Joy

Biology Science
11 hours ago 9.9K views 0 shares
The Genetic Comedy Club: Biology Memes That Replicate Joy
This biology meme compilation is pure genetic gold! Panel A: Rick and Morty nails it - meiosis really IS just mitosis with spicy extra steps! While mitosis makes identical copies, meiosis goes rogue with chromosome shuffling for that sweet genetic diversity. Panel B: The eternal molecular power couple! DNA writes the genetic instructions while RNA is the hardworking messenger that actually gets things done. Classic relationship dynamics! Panel C: DNA replication is basically just Oprah energy - "YOU get a DNA strand! YOU get a DNA strand! EVERYBODY GETS DNA STRANDS!" Panel D: Heterozygotes having different alleles for a trait is perfectly captured by these black and white goats - or should I say "heterozyCOATS"? When your genotype is Bb instead of BB or bb, you're living that mixed allele life!

We Used To Pray For Times Like This (HD 137010 B)

Astronomy Universe Science Research
10 hours ago 9.7K views 0 shares
We Used To Pray For Times Like This (HD 137010 B)
Astronomers' excitement levels depicted with perfect accuracy. Finding an exoplanet? Mildly interesting. Only 150 light years away? Getting warmer. Orbiting a K-type star? Now we're talking. But a 50% chance of being habitable? That's the astronomical equivalent of winning the cosmic lottery. Exoplanet hunters spend decades finding gas giants in hellish orbits, so HD 137010 b is basically their Super Bowl, World Cup, and Nobel Prize rolled into one. The red glowing eyes represent the collective fever dream of the entire SETI community.

Imagine Drawing That On A Test

Biology Academia Science
10 hours ago 9.5K views 0 shares
Imagine Drawing That On A Test
The perfect molecular biology hack doesn't exi— 💀 Every bio student knows the struggle of drawing those complex double helix structures and ribonucleic acid chains. Why spend 20 minutes sketching nucleotides when your hairstyle says it all? Straight hair = DNA double helix. Curly locks = single-stranded RNA. Professors would either give you full marks for creativity or fail you spectacularly. Either way, you'd become a legend in the department.

The Physics Of Impossible Pickup Lines

Physics Astronomy Science
10 hours ago 9.2K views 0 shares
The Physics Of Impossible Pickup Lines
Someone really put their physics degree to work calculating the theoretical ejaculation velocity if powered by 1000 suns. The result? About 7.49 billion trillion times the speed of light. That's enough to violate every law of physics Einstein ever proposed. Clearly someone's reproductive ambitions are exceeding the constraints of the known universe. Next time you want to impress someone, maybe stick with "you're stellar" instead of promising astronomical performance that would literally rip a hole in spacetime.

Clearly Doesn't Work Like Math

Math
10 hours ago 9.1K views 0 shares
Clearly Doesn't Work Like Math
The mathematical comedy here is exquisite. First person states that 1 raised to any power equals 1, which is a fundamental property. Second person attempts a "gotcha" with 1^(-1), not realizing that negative exponents don't change the value of 1—they just flip the fraction, and 1/1 is still 1. It's like watching someone confidently walk into a glass door while explaining how transparent objects don't exist.
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