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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Ti-89 Titanium: The Pocket Mathematician

Math Academia Tech Engineering
19 hours ago 18.7K views 0 shares
Ti-89 Titanium: The Pocket Mathematician
The calculator whispering its capabilities is the unsung hero of math class. That TI-89 Titanium isn't just a calculator—it's practically a PhD in your pocket that professors somehow think is just for basic arithmetic. Meanwhile, students silently form a cult around their silicon savior, passing down forbidden knowledge like "press 2nd+APPS for the polynomial solver" in hushed tones. The academic equivalent of smuggling a supercomputer into a sword fight.

Physicists Have Different Game Preferences

Physics Science
20 hours ago 18.1K views 0 shares
Physicists Have Different Game Preferences
Who needs video games when you've got Newton's First Law to entertain you? Physicists rejecting "Prince of Persia" in favor of the infinitely more thrilling "Moment of Inertia" is peak nerd culture! While normies jump around digital palaces, physics enthusiasts are calculating how objects resist rotational changes. The resistance is real—and I'm not talking about the game's final boss! 🔄✨

What A Warming Relationship

Physics Science
18 hours ago 17.5K views 0 shares
What A Warming Relationship
The only successful application of thermodynamics to dating. Heat transfer between cold and warm hands creates the perfect equilibrium state—nature's way of saying some relationships are energetically favorable. The second law finally found its romantic loophole. Next paper title: "Entropy Reduction Through Selective Hand-Holding: A Case Study."

Red Is Positive, Brown Is Brown

Engineering Tech Science
13 hours ago 14.6K views 0 shares
Red Is Positive, Brown Is Brown
Engineers looking at servo motor wiring diagrams be like... Yellow is signal, red is positive, and brown is... well... brown! The sheer poetry of technical documentation where they ran out of descriptive words for the ground wire. This is peak engineering communication—when you've spent 8 years getting a degree only to label wires with their literal colors. Next up in the manual: "Water is wet" and "Don't connect these backwards unless you enjoy the smell of burning electronics."

Chemistry's Love Language: The Organic Valentine's Week

Chemistry Academia Science Lab-life
21 hours ago 14.3K views 0 shares
Chemistry's Love Language: The Organic Valentine's Week
Who needs roses and chocolates when you can celebrate Valentine's Week with the sweet smell of organic solvents and the thrill of successful reactions? This brilliant parody transforms the traditional Valentine's Week into an organic chemist's dream sequence! Starting with "Structure and Bonding Day" (because all good relationships need a solid foundation) and culminating in "Total Synthesis Day" on Feb 14th (the ultimate climax of any chemistry love story). The progression is actually genius - from understanding molecular structures to stereochemistry (figuring out how things fit together in 3D space), through reaction mechanisms (how things get intimate), reactive intermediates (those exciting unstable moments), all the way to spectroscopy (deeply analyzing what you've created). It's basically the chemistry version of a relationship timeline!

The Quotation Marks Of Questionable Science

Psychology Medicine Science
21 hours ago 14.2K views 0 shares
The Quotation Marks Of Questionable Science
Classic case of correlation vs. causation confusion. The "study" referenced here is about as scientifically rigorous as my coffee mug's claim that it contains the world's best scientist. Sure, sexual activity does trigger oxytocin and endorphin release—neurochemicals that can reduce cortisol levels—but the irony here is palpable. The couple in the image appears to be experiencing the exact stress the alleged study claims to prevent. Reminds me of when my grad students cite papers they clearly haven't read. Pro tip: any research with quotation marks around its main finding probably wasn't published in Nature.

Who TF Says This Is A Short Name?!?!?

Math
14 hours ago 14.2K views 0 shares
Who TF Says This Is A Short Name?!?!?
Mathematicians really looked at trigonometric functions and said "you know what would make these better? MORE PREFIXES!" The archacovercos function isn't just a mouthful—it's practically a paragraph! This is what happens when math nerds run out of normal letters and start combining prefixes like they're playing some deranged Scrabble game. Next time someone tells you math is elegant, show them this monstrosity that requires five syllables just to pronounce. Whoever invented these clearly got paid by the letter.

Always Has Been: The AI Documentary

Ai Tech Science
20 hours ago 14.1K views 0 shares
Always Has Been: The AI Documentary
Remember when we thought Skynet was just science fiction? *Nervous laughter* The meme shows astronauts realizing The Terminator wasn't a movie but a prophecy! With AI bots now bullying humans online, Silicon Valley executives are sweating bullets faster than a quantum computer can calculate pi. Maybe those robot uprising safety protocols weren't such a bad idea after all? Next time your smart fridge gives you attitude about your midnight snack choices, just remember - it's probably taking notes for the revolution! 🤖

Can't Believe Gravity Is Such A Hypocrite

Physics Science
13 hours ago 14.0K views 0 shares
Can't Believe Gravity Is Such A Hypocrite
Gravity's got some explaining to do! This meme hilariously misunderstands buoyancy while comparing it to another scientific misconception. The truth? Helium balloons float because they're less dense than air (buoyancy), not because gravity is playing favorites! And those "dead viruses" don't care if you're walking or sitting - they spread through respiratory droplets regardless of your furniture choices. It's the perfect example of how scientific misunderstandings spread faster than a helium balloon escaping a birthday party. Next thing you know, someone will claim magnets only work on Tuesdays!

Periodic Table Of Deliciousness

Chemistry Science
14 hours ago 13.9K views 0 shares
Periodic Table Of Deliciousness
Oh, the sweet intersection of chemistry and candy! This chocolate periodic table is giving us elements of deliciousness with a side of science puns. The warning about "lower chocolates making your stomach unstable" is pure genius - those are literally the unstable elements at the bottom of the periodic table that would absolutely wreck your digestive system (and possibly your entire existence). Nothing says "I understand nuclear physics" quite like knowing which chocolate squares might lead to radioactive decay... of your intestines. Next time someone asks why I'm not eating the francium truffle, I'll just point to my still-functioning organs.

Is It A Flying Egg Salad Sandwich?

Tech Engineering
12 hours ago 13.7K views 0 shares
Is It A Flying Egg Salad Sandwich?
The classic Superman intro meets 3D modeling software! This meme shows a bird silhouette in what's clearly a 3D modeling environment, complete with those colorful axis indicators that haunt the dreams of every digital artist. It's referencing the iconic "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Superman!" while showcasing what happens when you're trying to create a simple bird model but get lost in the technical quagmire of 3D space. Those XYZ axes aren't helping anyone determine if this is indeed a flying egg salad sandwich. The struggle of correctly orienting objects in 3D space is the silent nemesis of digital modelers everywhere—where your "bird" suddenly looks like abstract art when viewed from literally any other angle.

Dream Big, But With Accurate Nuclear Physics

Physics Science
8 hours ago 8.0K views 0 shares
Dream Big, But With Accurate Nuclear Physics
Nuclear dreams require nuclear facts. The scientific community has been trying to have a rational conversation about fission energy for decades, but somehow we're still stuck debating whether radiation turns people into superheroes. Spoiler: it doesn't. Just gives you cancer. The real superpower would be getting the general public to understand half-lives and energy density calculations without their eyes glazing over. My grad students can't even do that after four years of tuition.
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