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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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The Astronomical Disappointment

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18 hours ago 10.9K views 0 shares
The Astronomical Disappointment
The eternal disappointment of waking up to find we're still stuck on a tiny rock orbiting an unremarkable star instead of living in a Dyson Swarm. For the uninitiated, a Dyson Swarm is the slightly more practical cousin of a Dyson Sphere—a hypothetical megastructure where we'd harness ALL energy from our sun by surrounding it with satellites. Meanwhile, Mercury just sits there... being Mercury... doing absolutely nothing useful except completing its orbit every 88 days. Congratulations, Mercury, you've achieved the bare minimum of planetary existence. The gap between our astronomical dreams and reality is just *chef's kiss* cosmically depressing.

Quantum Funeral Dilemma

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12 hours ago 10.9K views 0 shares
Quantum Funeral Dilemma
Is he dead? Is he alive? Nobody knows until we peek inside! That's the quantum conundrum of attending Schrödinger's funeral. The mourners are stuck in a superposition of grief and confusion - much like his famous cat experiment where the feline is simultaneously alive and dead until observed. The funeral director must be losing his mind: "Do I embalm him or feed him?!" Imagine the obituary: "Erwin Schrödinger, potentially deceased, potentially having brunch somewhere."

Schrödinger's Funeral Paradox

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12 hours ago 10.9K views 0 shares
Schrödinger's Funeral Paradox
The ultimate quantum conundrum! Is Schrödinger dead or alive? Nobody knows until someone opens that coffin and collapses the wavefunction. Meanwhile, the funeral attendees are stuck in a superposition of grief and congratulations. Might as well bring both condolence cards AND birthday presents. That's what you get when you spend your career putting cats in theoretical boxes—karmic payback in the form of your own quantum funeral. The universe has a twisted sense of humor.

When Physics Meets Theology

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18 hours ago 10.9K views 0 shares
When Physics Meets Theology
Looks like Newton's Third Law has a new competitor: For every scientific principle, there is an equal and opposite theological explanation! This Pakistani physics textbook skips the whole "F=ma" business and jumps straight to "universe created with a single word 'be'" in the FIRST paragraph. Talk about speedrunning the scientific method! The book somehow manages to discuss physics without mentioning a single equation, but does remind us that humans are the "best creature of Allah." Schrödinger's cat isn't just in a superposition—it's questioning its entire existence right now.

Hey Do You Like Chemistry?

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13 hours ago 10.9K views 0 shares
Hey Do You Like Chemistry?
The ultimate chemistry pickup line that only works on nerds! When someone asks if you like chemistry and shows you "NaBrO 3 " (sodium bromate), they're secretly saying "Na, Bro" with a little oxygen thrown in for scientific credibility. It's the perfect chemistry pun that makes you both groan and appreciate the periodic table simultaneously. Next time someone tries this on you, respond with "K" (potassium) to really complete the reaction.

The 2000-Year Fact-Checking Failure

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13 hours ago 10.8K views 0 shares
The 2000-Year Fact-Checking Failure
Aristotle really dropped the ball on this one! For two millennia, his unchallenged assertion that heavier objects fall faster than lighter ones was just... accepted. Nobody bothered to climb a tower and drop different weights until Galileo finally said "hold my wine" in the 1500s. Imagine the physics textbooks we could have had if someone had just taken five minutes to fact-check the guy. The scientific method was apparently on a 2000-year coffee break!

When Gaming History Rewrites Scientific History

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18 hours ago 10.8K views 0 shares
When Gaming History Rewrites Scientific History
Gaming history trumps actual history! A poll asking who invented the light bulb shows Arthur Morgan (a fictional cowboy from Red Dead Redemption 2) winning with 92%, while Edison trails at 7%. The joke plays on "TB" - in the game, Arthur has tuberculosis, but fans are cleverly misinterpreting it as "The Bulb." Meanwhile, actual inventors like Humphry Davy and Lewis Latimer barely register at 1% each. Historical accuracy getting absolutely destroyed by 10,000 gamers who'd rather believe their favorite outlaw secretly moonlighted as an electrical engineering pioneer between robbing trains and shooting O'Driscolls.

What's The Common Thing Among These Graphs?

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12 hours ago 10.7K views 0 shares
What's The Common Thing Among These Graphs?
Mathematicians spend years studying graph theory only to realize these 15 different network diagrams are actually identical under isomorphism. The punchline is devastatingly accurate for anyone who's ever stared at a whiteboard for hours before realizing two seemingly different mathematical structures are fundamentally the same thing. It's that special moment of clarity when you've wasted an entire afternoon proving something that was obvious from the beginning. Graduate students worldwide just felt a collective shudder.

The Overnight Journey From Omniscience To Complete Ignorance

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13 hours ago 10.7K views 0 shares
The Overnight Journey From Omniscience To Complete Ignorance
The engineering student's journey from confidence to existential crisis takes exactly 24 hours! Night before: "I am the all-knowing master of thermodynamics and differential equations!" During exam: "What language is this written in? Is this even engineering?" The beautiful transformation from "He Who Knows Ten Thousand Things" to "I Did Not Know This" is basically the engineering curriculum's secret mission statement. Professors spend years perfecting the art of teaching everything except what's on the test. It's not education—it's psychological warfare with equations.

The Accidental PhD Definition

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12 hours ago 10.7K views 0 shares
The Accidental PhD Definition
The brutal honesty of children strikes again! This PhD student's existential crisis gets perfectly summarized by their kid who thought all that "studying" was just... recreational despair? The tweet brilliantly captures what grad school feels like to outsiders versus insiders. That child unknowingly delivered the most accurate description of doctoral studies ever recorded in human history - "reading books and crying." No wonder so many academics have this printed on their office doors! Scientific precision at its finest.

The Great Scientific Turf War

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11 hours ago 10.7K views 0 shares
The Great Scientific Turf War
The eternal scientific rivalry captured in one perfect meme! Chemists are losing their minds over basic classification ("YOU CAN'T CALL NITROGEN A METAL!") while astrophysicists are just sitting there, unbothered like that confused cat at dinner. Chemists get super territorial about element classifications because that's their whole world. Meanwhile, astrophysicists are dealing with exploding stars, black holes, and the fabric of spacetime itself—they couldn't care less about your periodic table drama! It's the perfect representation of how different scientific disciplines have wildly different priorities. The stuff that makes one field freak out completely flies under the radar in another!

He Has A Cunning Plan!

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11 hours ago 10.3K views 0 shares
He Has A Cunning Plan!
The classic British comedy collision with laboratory disaster we didn't know we needed! Mr. Bean's "teaching" method involves creating enough smoke and chaos to make Marie Curie roll in her lead-lined grave. Every chemist knows this exact moment—when you've convinced yourself "I don't need the protocol" and suddenly your experiment resembles a small-scale Chernobyl. The look of determined concentration while everything literally goes up in smoke is the perfect metaphor for every first-year grad student trying to impress their advisor with "innovative techniques."
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