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Objects With Mass Don't Do Sh*t, Unless

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Newton's First Law just got the street translation it deserved. The law states that objects at rest stay at rest and objects in motion stay in motion... unless acted upon by an external force. Or as this meme eloquently puts it: "Objects with mass don't do shit, unless..." Physicists spend years learning complex mathematical formulations when they could've just printed this on page one of the textbook and called it a day.

Schrödinger's Body

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The ultimate quantum funeral paradox! Imagine standing at Schrödinger's funeral, staring at his coffin with that exact expression because... is he dead or alive in there? Nobody can know until they open it! The mourners are stuck in a superposition of grief and confusion. The funeral director probably charged double since technically they're burying both states simultaneously. Rumor has it they had to list cause of death as "both natural causes and not natural causes" on the death certificate. The ultimate physicist prank from beyond the grave (or not beyond the grave)!

When Math Breaks The Matrix

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The mathematical twilight zone has arrived! Two phones, same equation (130+100×5), two different answers (630 vs 750). One calculator follows order of operations (PEMDAS) correctly—doing multiplication before addition to get 630—while the other just calculates left-to-right like a mathematical anarchist. This is the digital equivalent of finding parallel universes where 2+2=5. The real AI apocalypse isn't robots taking over; it's calculators that can't agree on basic arithmetic! Next they'll be arguing whether a hot dog is a sandwich.

That's Why We Have ħ/4π

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The universe just shrugging at your quantum expectations. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle strikes again - demanding precision for both position and momentum? Physics literally says "no can do." The best you'll get is ħ/2 (h-bar/2), where ħ = h/4π. It's like asking for both the exact time of arrival AND a guaranteed parking spot at a conference. Not happening in this reality.

Evolution's Perfect Design Rejection Letter

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Evolution's Perfect Design Rejection Letter

The horseshoe crab (Limulus) is basically evolution's ultimate flex! While other species are begging DNA for upgrades, these living fossils have been rocking the same prehistoric look for 450 MILLION YEARS! 🦀 When your design is so perfect that natural selection just shrugs and says "nah, we're good here," that's what biologists call evolutionary stasis. These armored beach tanks have survived FOUR mass extinctions without changing their style. Talk about fashion commitment! They're like that one friend who found their signature look in middle school and never bothered updating it. Why fix what isn't broken? Evolution's response: "New traits? In THIS economy?!"

What Kind Of Mathematical Sorcery Is This?

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What Kind Of Mathematical Sorcery Is This?

Behold, the moment when math transcends numbers and becomes hieroglyphics! The polynomial equation is supposedly "solved" by replacing variables with random shapes—cubes, diamonds, sticks, and dots. It's like watching someone try to pay their bills with Monopoly money and expecting the bank to accept it. This is what happens when students who hate algebra create their own solution methods. "Math is not mathing" indeed—it's having an existential crisis. Next time your professor asks for the solution, just draw a bunch of emojis and claim it's advanced mathematical notation from the future.

The Batman Variable In Social Science

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Holy experimental design, Batman! 🦇 Scientists discovered that pregnant women get nearly TWICE as many seat offers when accompanied by a caped crusader! The Batmanian Effect in social psychology is real! Turns out fear of vigilante justice is a stronger motivator than basic human decency. Next up: testing if The Joker has the same effect, or if he just empties the entire subway car. The p-value doesn't lie, folks - Batman doesn't just fight crime, he fights transit inequality!

Cosmic Perspective: When Ravioli Leads To Astronomical Revelations

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Cosmic Perspective: When Ravioli Leads To Astronomical Revelations

Ever had that moment when your brain goes from "huh, my door looks weird" to "let me compare celestial objects" in 0.2 seconds? 🌙✨ The cosmic joke here is about perspective! From Earth, our Moon appears larger than the Andromeda Galaxy (M31), despite Andromeda being approximately 2.5 MILLION light-years across while our Moon is just 2,159 miles in diameter. It's like comparing a ravioli to a star system because they look the same size from your bed. This is why astronomers drink so much coffee - the universe is constantly gaslighting them about size! 😂

I Love Logic... Until I Have To Prove It

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I Love Logic... Until I Have To Prove It

The classic flirtation technique: Boy says "I love logic," girl says "me too," and then boy proceeds to unleash formal predicate calculus and Ben Shapiro to verify her claim. Nothing says "second date material" like hitting someone with a proof table after they show interest in you. This is basically what happens when you let philosophy majors date in the wild without supervision. The formal logic symbols are just the mathematical equivalent of "actually, let me explain why you're wrong about liking logic."

What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger

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What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger

The infamous Nietzsche quote gets a microbial makeover! That cute but terrifying little bacterium is reminding us of evolution's dark sense of humor. Every time we bombard bacteria with antibiotics, the survivors pass on their resistance genes to future generations, creating superbugs that laugh at our medical arsenal. It's natural selection in fast-forward—the bacterial equivalent of hitting the gym and getting RIPPED. Next time your doctor warns about finishing your full antibiotic course, remember this spikey little dude is waiting for you to slack off so his descendants can party in your bloodstream!

Grandpa: The Human Coordinate System

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9 hours ago 10.0K views 0 shares

The mathematical dad joke we didn't know we needed! This gem compares grandpa to Euclidean space because they both have "three dimensias" (dimensions). It's the perfect intersection of nerdy math humor and terrible puns that would make even your calculus professor groan. The misspelling of "dimensions" as "dimensias" just adds that extra layer of awkward charm—like your grandpa trying to use TikTok. This is what happens when mathematicians are allowed to make jokes unsupervised.

Hollow Promises: When Evolution Cuts Corners

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Hollow Promises: When Evolution Cuts Corners

Humans begging for bird-level respiratory efficiency but forgetting we already got the budget version. Those colorful cavities in your skull? Just sinuses - nature's participation trophy for not evolving proper pneumatic bones. Birds get lightweight, efficient skeletons with actual air sacs connected to their lungs. We get facial pressure and the joy of seasonal allergies. Evolution really said "close enough" and moved on.

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Objects With Mass Don't Do Sh*t, Unless

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Evolution's Perfect Design Rejection Letter

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The Batman Variable In Social Science

Cosmic Perspective: When Ravioli Leads To Astronomical Revelations

I Love Logic... Until I Have To Prove It

What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger

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