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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Oxygen's Identity Crisis

Chemistry Science Materials
18 hours ago 17.5K views 0 shares
Oxygen's Identity Crisis
Chemistry nerds unite! The progression from O₁ to O₈ is like oxygen's desperate attempt to be as cool as carbon! Single oxygen atom? Boring. O₂ molecule that we breathe? Getting better. Ozone (O₃)? Now we're talking! But that O₄ structure? Oxygen is clearly trying harder. Then BAM - O₈ appears with its fancy cubic structure and oxygen is officially having an identity crisis! The real joke? While carbon effortlessly forms diamonds, graphene, and basically the foundation of all life, oxygen is over here desperately trying different configurations like it's speed-dating molecular structures! 💯 It's the elemental equivalent of copying your classmate's homework but making it progressively more obvious with each attempt!

The Quantum Betrayal

Physics Scientists Science Academia
19 hours ago 17.0K views 0 shares
The Quantum Betrayal
The ultimate physics friendship breakup! Niels Bohr thought he had electrons all figured out with his neat little planetary model where electrons orbit the nucleus like tiny moons. Then his student Werner Heisenberg comes along three years later and basically says "Actually, we can't even know where your electrons ARE, old man!" Talk about an academic betrayal! Heisenberg's uncertainty principle crashed Bohr's electron party by proving we can never simultaneously know both position AND momentum of particles. It's like teaching someone to drive only for them to invent teleportation and make your car obsolete. The scientific equivalent of "I learned it from watching YOU, Dad!"

When She Catches You Looking At Her In Another Universe

Physics Universe Science
19 hours ago 16.7K views 0 shares
When She Catches You Looking At Her In Another Universe
Busted by the multiverse! This meme brilliantly captures quantum mechanics' observer effect with a dash of romantic awkwardness. The guy (our "observer") is checking out one woman (the "observed quantum state"), but simultaneously being judged by all the other possible versions of her from parallel universes (the "every other possible quantum state"). In quantum physics, particles exist in multiple states simultaneously until someone measures them - then they "collapse" into one definite state. Here, our poor observer has inadvertently collapsed the wavefunction of his romantic prospects across the entire multiverse! Talk about performance anxiety! 😂

I Hate Off The Cuff Stats

Math Research Science Academia Scientists
19 hours ago 16.7K views 0 shares
I Hate Off The Cuff Stats
The statistical rage is REAL! Tom the cat represents every scientist who's ever encountered those suspiciously precise numbers thrown around without sources. First you see the claim "90% of all statistics are made up" (which is ironically itself an unsourced statistic), then comes the scientific meltdown—"WHERE'S THE FUCKING DATA?!" This is basically the scientific method having a nervous breakdown. Data-driven researchers everywhere are nodding furiously while muttering "citation needed" under their breath. Next time someone hits you with a random percentage at a party, channel your inner Tom and demand to see those sweet, sweet p-values!

It's Only One Node... Right?

Tech Math Science Academia
15 hours ago 16.4K views 0 shares
It's Only One Node... Right?
The eternal "just one more" trap strikes again! From Netflix binges to late-night reading sessions to chocolate indulgence, we've all been there. But computer science students face their own special hell with Prim's Algorithm. What starts as "just one more node" in this minimum spanning tree algorithm quickly spirals into a computational rabbit hole that turns 5-minute tasks into 3 AM debugging sessions. The algorithm keeps demanding "just one more node" until your whiteboard looks like a crime scene investigation and your coffee has gone cold for the fifth time. Procrastination: scientifically optimized across all disciplines!

Based On Vibes Alone

Astronomy Universe Science
14 hours ago 15.7K views 0 shares
Based On Vibes Alone
Planetary personality test results are in. Mars is clearly the murderer trying to hide evidence, while Pluto's that colleague who created their own notation system nobody can decipher. Mercury's just the office alcoholic. Meanwhile, Earth is desperately crying for help while Neptune and Venus are apparently only here to look pretty. Saturn's ring is basically just a cosmic fashion accessory at this point. Typical solar system dynamics—every family has one of each.

Sweet Home Alabama: When Relativity Gets Too Relative

Physics Science
14 hours ago 15.4K views 0 shares
Sweet Home Alabama: When Relativity Gets Too Relative
This meme brilliantly twists Einstein's theory of relativity into a joke about Alabama's stereotypical family relationships! Einstein meant that time can flow differently depending on your reference frame (like when you're moving near light speed). But here, "relative" takes on its family meaning—suggesting Alabamians are taking Einstein's scientific concept as dating advice! The figure literally riding a clock perfectly captures this misinterpretation. Physics humor that hits differently when your family tree doesn't branch!

Wait, It's All Just Mappings?

Math Science Astronomy
13 hours ago 15.1K views 0 shares
Wait, It's All Just Mappings?
That moment when you're floating in space and suddenly realize your entire mathematical existence is a lie! 🤯 Linear algebra isn't just about solving boring equations—it's literally EVERYTHING. Vectors, matrices, transformations... they're all just fancy ways of mapping one space to another. The astronaut having this epiphany looks ready to eject himself into the void rather than process this cosmic truth. Fun fact: linear transformations are how we calculate spacecraft trajectories, so these astronauts are literally being moved through space by the very concept that's breaking their brains!

Size Doesn't Matter In The Acid World

Chemistry Science
13 hours ago 14.6K views 0 shares
Size Doesn't Matter In The Acid World
Size doesn't always matter in the chemistry world! Inorganic acids like HCl and H 2 SO 4 are the chemical equivalent of tiny bodybuilders - small but FIERCE. Meanwhile, those fancy organic acids with their long carbon chains are basically the chemical wimps begging not to be used in reactions. It's like comparing a pocket-sized piranha to a giant goldfish! The fewer atoms these acids have, the more concentrated their proton-donating superpowers become. Small but mighty is TOTALLY their brand! 💪

The Only Physicist Whom We Can Call "Homie"

Physics Scientists Science
20 hours ago 12.6K views 0 shares
The Only Physicist Whom We Can Call "Homie"
Finally, a physicist whose name you can drop in both scientific conferences AND rap battles. While Einstein's busy with his relativity and Schrödinger's wondering if his cat's alive, Bhabha's out here with a name that literally sounds like "homie." Nuclear physics has never been so street. Next time someone asks about Bose-Einstein condensates, just nod knowingly and say, "That's cool, but what would my homie Bhabha think?" Instant credibility in both quantum mechanics and the hood.

Logical Inconsistency Under The Sea

Evolution Biology Science
10 hours ago 11.9K views 0 shares
Logical Inconsistency Under The Sea
The perfect illustration of cognitive dissonance in action! Patrick happily accepts gradual transitions for seasons and human maturity, but suddenly can't handle the same concept for evolution. The meme brilliantly skewers the "missing link" argument against evolution - a classic case of selective reasoning. Sure, we don't wake up one day as adults after being children the previous day, but that's fine. Seasons blend into each other gradually? No problem! But suggest that species evolve gradually over time without clear-cut boundaries between them? Suddenly that's unacceptable! It's like demanding to know the exact moment when a pile of sand stops being a pile if you remove one grain at a time. The title reference to the Sorites Paradox is spot on - our brains love discrete categories even when nature operates in continuous spectrums.

Carol's Cooler Look: A Lab Safety Tragedy

Chemistry Lab-life Academia Science
20 hours ago 11.5K views 0 shares
Carol's Cooler Look: A Lab Safety Tragedy
The dark humor of lab safety posters strikes again. Carol ignored basic chemistry lab protocol and now requires a walking cane because she's blind. The pun on "cooler" is particularly ruthless - sunglasses may look cool, but they're a poor substitute for proper eye protection when hydrochloric acid is involved. Every chemistry teacher's favorite cautionary tale, delivered with the emotional detachment of someone who's seen too many undergrads make the same mistake.
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