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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

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The Microscopic Truth About Teamwork

Academia Research Conspiracy Lab-life
21 hours ago 20.9K views 0 shares
The Microscopic Truth About Teamwork
The classic "no 'i' in team" motivational cliché gets absolutely demolished by actual scientific observation. Under proper magnification, we discover the 'i' has been there all along, hidden in the "A" - just like how inconvenient data points are sometimes conveniently ignored in collaborative research. The illuminati triangle confirms what lab techs have suspected for years: the principal investigator who preaches "teamwork" is secretly hoarding the first authorship. Typical academic conspiracy.

The Ultimate Sigma Bond

Chemistry Science
21 hours ago 20.5K views 0 shares
The Ultimate Sigma Bond
Chemistry nerds just achieved peak wordplay! The meme brilliantly combines James Bond with chemical bonding theory - showing how sigma bonds evolve when you add "pi" (pie). Regular sigma bonds are single bonds, but add a pi bond and you get a double bond (sigma + pi). Add another pi and you've got a triple bond (sigma + 2pi). The visual progression from plain Bond to Bond holding one pie to Bond with two pies is just *chef's kiss*. It's what happens when chemistry majors have too much free time between titrations!

Mathematicians Don't Work With Numbers

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Mathematicians Don't Work With Numbers
The ultimate mathematical paradox! A number theorist (who literally studies NUMBERS) staring in disbelief at a book titled "Mathematicians Don't Work With Numbers." The cognitive dissonance is real! What's hilarious is that advanced mathematics often does abandon concrete numbers for abstract symbols, proofs, and concepts. Number theorists be like "I study numbers by... not using actual numbers." Pure mathematicians spend years avoiding arithmetic while claiming to be experts in numerical relationships. The mathematical equivalent of a chef who refuses to taste food! Next up: "Astronomers Don't Look At Stars" and "Biologists Don't Study Living Things."

Fake Analysis Be Like: Mathematical Crimes In Progress

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21 hours ago 17.7K views 0 shares
Fake Analysis Be Like: Mathematical Crimes In Progress
That moment when your calculus professor catches you trying to make epsilon negative in a limit proof! 🤣 The glowing red eyes perfectly capture the math rage that follows. For the uninitiated, in calculus, epsilon (ε) is always positive when working with limit definitions - it represents a tiny positive distance. Setting ε

Please Let Me Assume It Is Continuous At At Least One Point

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22 hours ago 17.6K views 0 shares
Please Let Me Assume It Is Continuous At At Least One Point
The mathematical horror story in one equation! That innocent-looking functional equation f(x+y)=f(x)+f(y) seems harmless until you realize it's describing a linear function . But here's the twist - if you can't assume continuity, this function becomes a mathematical monster! The blissfully ignorant Mr. Incredible has no idea that without continuity, this equation allows for absolutely chaotic, pathological solutions that break all intuition. Meanwhile, the nightmare-fuel Mr. Incredible represents mathematicians who've seen the eldritch horrors lurking in discontinuous additive functions - functions so wild they can't even be graphed! Fun fact: Without assuming continuity, there are solutions to this equation that are dense in the plane and completely destroy any hope of a "nice" function. This is why mathematicians desperately beg, "Please, just let me assume it's continuous at ONE point!" Because that single assumption tames the beast back into a well-behaved f(x)=cx linear function!

Browser Tabs Of The Academic Wild

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22 hours ago 17.6K views 0 shares
Browser Tabs Of The Academic Wild
The digital manifestation of academic obsession! While parents claim their researcher-in-training is "completely fine," their browser history tells the true story—53 tabs of scientific rabbit holes. PubMed articles on obscure molecular pathways, SciHub PDFs bypassing paywalls (shh, don't tell the publishers), and Wikipedia pages spanning from quantum chromodynamics to the mating habits of deep-sea isopods. This is the natural habitat of the modern scientist: drowning in information while insisting everything's under control. The browser RAM is screaming for mercy, but the thirst for knowledge cannot be quenched!

Feynman: The Ultimate Flex Of Intellectual Masculinity

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16 hours ago 16.3K views 0 shares
Feynman: The Ultimate Flex Of Intellectual Masculinity
The real flex isn't muscles—it's brainpower! This meme contrasts superficial stereotypes with Richard Feynman, the legendary physicist who could explain quantum electrodynamics while playing bongos and cracking safes at Los Alamos. Feynman's intellectual prowess, curiosity, and ability to make complex physics accessible made him the ultimate science rockstar. True masculinity? Solving fundamental mysteries of the universe while maintaining a mischievous smile and refusing to take yourself too seriously. Biceps fade, but contributions to quantum field theory are forever!

Modern vs. Ancient Naming Conventions

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16 hours ago 16.0K views 0 shares
Modern vs. Ancient Naming Conventions
The celestial naming evolution is just *chef's kiss*. Modern astronomers are out here debating between alphanumeric soup (J-234469383) and keyboard-smash catalog numbers (G-639u4027ht39) for cosmic objects. Meanwhile, ancient Greeks just looked up at constellations and went "hmm, that's definitely a goat" and called it a day. The simplicity is beautiful! Those laurel-wearing dudes named entire star formations after animals and mythological figures while today's scientists need a spreadsheet to remember what they're looking at. The cosmic irony that despite our advanced technology, we've somehow made celestial nomenclature exponentially more complicated. Progress?

The Benzene Blunder

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16 hours ago 15.8K views 0 shares
The Benzene Blunder
The third student just committed chemistry's greatest sin - asking about an oxygen atom in benzene. Benzene (C 6 H 6 ) is famously a perfect hexagonal ring of carbon atoms with no oxygen whatsoever! That's like asking why the unicorns in a horse documentary aren't shown enough. The teacher's face says it all - that student is about to experience a defenestration more violent than most chemical reactions. Pro tip: Maybe check the molecular structure before asking questions that make your chemistry professor question their life choices.

The Taxonomic Impostor

Biology Science
15 hours ago 14.9K views 0 shares
The Taxonomic Impostor
The curator at Cleveland Museum of Natural History deserves a promotion for this masterpiece! They've arranged a beautiful beetle collection with one sneaky impostor—a tiny Volkswagen Beetle car perfectly pinned among its six-legged namesakes. It's taxonomically incorrect but conceptually brilliant. The pun works on multiple levels since entomologists classify actual beetles under Coleoptera (meaning "sheathed wing"), while the VW Beetle was named precisely because it resembled these insects. Talk about meta-taxonomy! Next-level museum curation that makes even hardcore coleopterists giggle uncontrollably.

Bro Just Observe The State!

Physics Science
15 hours ago 14.5K views 0 shares
Bro Just Observe The State!
Quantum texting at its finest! Someone's messaging the famous physicist Schrödinger asking if his theoretical cat is alive, and he responds with a superposition of "yes" answers scattered randomly across the message bubble. The joke brilliantly captures quantum superposition—where the cat exists in both alive and dead states simultaneously until observed. But notice how the timestamp shows both messages sent at the exact same time (01:37)? That's some quantum entanglement communication right there! Even funnier that Schrödinger's status shows as "online" when technically he should be in a superposition of online/offline states. The physics nerd in me is absolutely cackling at this perfect quantum mechanics joke.

Common Misconception: The Galileo Edition

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22 hours ago 11.4K views 0 shares
Common Misconception: The Galileo Edition
The real Galileo-Church drama was way less dramatic than the Netflix version we've all been fed. Galileo's book "Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief World Systems" wasn't some rebellious manifesto—it was literally approved by the Pope's censors. The whole "earth revolves around the sun = HERESY!" narrative is historical fanfiction. What actually got Galileo in trouble? He put the Pope's own arguments in the mouth of a character named "Simplicio" (literally "simpleton"). Pro tip: don't call your boss's ideas simple if you want to keep your funding. Science history is full of these oversimplifications. Next you'll tell me Newton discovered gravity because an apple hit him on the head. Sure, and Einstein came up with relativity while riding a bicycle.
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