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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Your Answer? The Science Of Failed Flirtation

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20 hours ago 18.9K views 0 shares
Your Answer? The Science Of Failed Flirtation
Scientists trying to be romantic is peak comedy. In biology, you're a heart (vital organ, how sweet). In chemistry, you're oxygen (can't live without you, adorable). But in math? That's where romance goes to die. The answer is probably "you're my irrational number" or "you're my imaginary component" because mathematicians can't flirt without making it weird. Trust me, I've seen math professors attempt pickup lines at conferences. It's why they're usually sitting alone at the hotel bar calculating the probability of dying alone.

The Version Every Crackpot Wants

Physics Science Conspiracy
20 hours ago 18.7K views 0 shares
The Version Every Crackpot Wants
Look at that crowd flocking to the booth with "E=MC^2+Δt" while poor Einstein's original equation sits lonely and ignored! 🤪 It's like watching people choose a bedazzled iPhone case over the actual phone! Conspiracy theorists and pseudoscience lovers ALWAYS want to add their special sauce to established physics - "What if we just sprinkle some time distortion on relativity?" GENIUS! *maniacal laughter* Meanwhile, actual physicists are banging their heads against blackboards worldwide. The scientific equivalent of putting pineapple on pizza and calling yourself a culinary revolutionary!

Parthenogenesis In Komodo Dragons

Biology Evolution Science
22 hours ago 17.4K views 0 shares
Parthenogenesis In Komodo Dragons
That moment when your female Komodo dragon pulls the ultimate biological flex! Parthenogenesis is basically nature's version of "I don't need no male to reproduce" - female Komodos can literally create fertilized eggs without mating. So there you are, thinking you have ONE dragon, and suddenly... surprise baby! The look of confusion is priceless because scientifically speaking, your dragon just cloned herself. These magnificent lizards said "evolution hack: activated" and bypassed sexual reproduction entirely. It's like finding out your pet has a secret superpower that even Marvel hasn't thought of yet.

The Spectroscopy After Dark

Chemistry Physics Science
21 hours ago 15.7K views 0 shares
The Spectroscopy After Dark
The chemistry nerd's night out takes an unexpected turn! That moment when your recreational activities trigger an impromptu spectroscopy experiment. Sodium emission spectra feature distinct bright yellow lines at 589 nm wavelengths—exactly what you don't want to hallucinate while trying to party. Nothing says "I should have stayed in the lab" quite like involuntarily analyzing atomic electron transitions while everyone else is just vibing to the music. Chemistry degrees: ruining perfectly good recreational activities since forever.

The Real Forbidden Romance

Math Academia Science
15 hours ago 14.4K views 0 shares
The Real Forbidden Romance
When your dad thinks you're breaking a purity promise but you're actually having a torrid affair with Applied Mathematics. The ultimate plot twist! Dad's worried about some random swine when the real homewrecker is partial differential equations. Nothing says "I've made questionable life choices" like cuddling with a math textbook on a Friday night instead of going on actual dates. The true forbidden romance of our generation isn't with a person—it's with eigenvalues and vector calculus. Who needs human connection when you've got the sweet, sweet embrace of numerical analysis?

Astronomers And Their Ridiculous Naming Conventions

Astronomy Universe Scientists
15 hours ago 14.2K views 0 shares
Astronomers And Their Ridiculous Naming Conventions
Ever notice how astronomers give celestial objects these ridiculously complicated names? While we're over here calling our home planet "Earth" (literally just dirt), astronomers are out there naming exoplanets things like "JHGHUIROIGERG-4953478453459348HGGHOGO." 😂 The naming system is actually a precise catalog reference that helps scientists locate objects in the vast universe. But honestly, would it kill them to name something "Bob" once in a while? The contrast between the breathtaking beauty of that cosmic body and its utterly unpronounceable designation is peak astronomy culture!

The Asymptotic Progress Bar Of Doom

Tech Research Academia
14 hours ago 13.9K views 0 shares
The Asymptotic Progress Bar Of Doom
The eternal torment of file transfers that reach 89% and then just... stop. That progress bar is taunting us with its near-completion while secretly plotting to freeze at 99%. Every researcher knows the pain of transferring large datasets only to watch them stall right before the finish line. It's like the digital equivalent of Zeno's paradox – you'll always get closer but never quite reach your destination. The universe clearly runs on a cosmic law: probability of transfer failure increases exponentially with file importance.

Jupiter: The Solar System's Enthusiastic Bouncer

Astronomy Universe Physics
13 hours ago 13.7K views 0 shares
Jupiter: The Solar System's Enthusiastic Bouncer
Jupiter's like that overeager friend who always wants to play catch! The gas giant basically serves as our cosmic bouncer, using its massive gravitational pull to snag passing asteroids like they're free samples at Costco. Without Jupiter's gravitational "fingers," Earth would be getting pelted with space rocks more often than my laboratory gets visited by safety inspectors! It's basically saying "Is this asteroid for me to devour?" while pointing at itself with cosmic enthusiasm. Thanks for taking one for the team, big guy!

A Little Off

Physics Science Chemistry Ai
9 hours ago 6.4K views 0 shares
A Little Off
Content V rigght the area of your graph where the cart was moving at a constant velocity on the flat pat of the graph which should have a constant negative slope. This is where the cart was not accelerating. 11 12. 13. 14. Use the cursor, tap and release where it begins, then drag to where the run ends and again tap and re You should now have the area highlighted where the cart was moving at a constant velocity. Press menu > 2: Data - 5: Strike Data - 2: Outside Selected Region verify that vou have selected the portion of vour eraph that shows the can mo vita a consrant veocin° n should be a line rising from left to right. If vou need to reselect do that now 15. 16. Press menu -> 4: Analyze -> 6: Curve Fit -> 1: Linear in the window that pops up record the slope (m) value into Table 2, this is the measured velocity. Ignore the slopes negative sign. The sensor measures obiects moving toward it as going in a negative direction. 17. Repeat steps the previous steps for vour other trials 18. Table 2 save your work on the calculator; press doc › 1: File -> 4: Save Run Height Measured v (m/S) 19. Submit your work; press doc -> 1: File -> 6: Send (m) Observations 0.100 20. Did the cart's velocity decrease when it was released from the lower 1.88 marks? It so, why do you think this may have happened? 2 0.075 ,953 21. acce era Use your measured (Table 2) and theoretical (Table 1) values to compute the percent % difference measured. theoretical k 100 ditterence for each run rhonrorical 0.050 4 0.025 .830 .603 Run 2 з 4 Height Measured v (m) (m/s) Table 3 Theoretical v (m/s) Percent Difference 0.100 1.188 ,245 984% 0.075 953 1.187 412% 0.050 830.125 5649 0.025 603.066 99581 Calculations: table 1 22. Were you successful in predicting the velocity of the car at the bottom of the ramp? NO. Absslutely Use the mass of the cart and g = 9.8 m/s? to theoretical gravitational potential enerov (C the 10 cm (0.10 m) height. Use the measur cart for the 10 cm heicht (Run #1\ to calcu energy (KE) of the cart. Record this inforn Calculations: 25. How does the gravitationa potential er 26. Based on vour results. did all of the in 27. If there is a difterence between the caused the ditterence: Synthesize 28. What was the independent varia 29. What did you measure? 30. what was the result when vou Error Analysis 31 What were the sources of err Conclusions 32. Did the initial height of the 33. Do your results support yc Case v2 Case

Just A Normal Sidewalk

Science
8 hours ago 6.4K views 0 shares
Just A Normal Sidewalk

The Probability You Have Birthday In Upcoming Week In 99.2 %

Math
8 hours ago 6.3K views 0 shares
The Probability You Have Birthday In Upcoming Week In 99.2 %

The Chemistree

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The Chemistree
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