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Which One Came First: The Trig Or The Torture?

Math Academia Science
16 hours ago 16.6K views 0 shares
Which One Came First: The Trig Or The Torture?
Forget philosophical debates about chickens and eggs—real intellectuals argue about trigonometric derivation sequences! The beautiful thing about math is that unlike biological evolution, we can actually trace the ancestry. The half-angle formula is literally derived from the double-angle formula (sin(2θ) = 2sinθcosθ), so asking which came first is like asking if your parent was born before you. Yet somehow every math professor insists on teaching them in random order just to watch students squirm. Pure mathematical sadism at its finest.

The Zero That Destroyed Mathematics

Math Science
17 hours ago 15.7K views 0 shares
The Zero That Destroyed Mathematics
The mathematical punchline that broke the internet! 52! (factorial) is indeed mind-bogglingly huge—it's the number of ways to arrange a deck of cards. But this meme hilariously points out that multiplying by zero at the end makes it all worthless! It's like spending hours on a complex calculation only to drop your calculator in the toilet. The orange "0" is just the chef's kiss of mathematical tragedy. Next time someone brags about 52! being an 8-followed-by-67-zeros kind of number, just whisper "times zero" and watch their soul leave their body!

The Transitive Property Of Diplomatic Handshakes

Math Science
15 hours ago 15.7K views 0 shares
The Transitive Property Of Diplomatic Handshakes
Ever seen mathematical theory play out in real life? This is transitivity in its purest form. If person A shakes hands with person B, and person B shakes hands with person C, then by the transitive property, person A has technically shaken hands with person C. The Queen's reaction in the bottom right says it all – she just realized she's mathematically connected to every dictator on the planet through the Six Degrees of Diplomatic Handshakes. Next time your professor drones on about abstract mathematical relations, remember they're secretly describing how diseases and political scandals spread through fancy receptions.

Any Quasiparticle Enjoyers Here?

Physics Chemistry Science
14 hours ago 15.7K views 0 shares
Any Quasiparticle Enjoyers Here?
The ultimate chemistry wordplay! An anion (negatively charged ion) looks all grumpy and negative because it literally gained electrons and has a negative charge. Meanwhile, anyon (a quasi-particle that can exist in two-dimensional systems with exotic quantum properties) is giving that casual "whatever" look because it's quantum mechanics and it can basically do whatever it wants. The face expressions perfectly match their scientific nature - one bound by strict electromagnetic rules, the other following bizarre quantum behaviors where normal physics breaks down. Only condensed matter physicists will ugly-laugh at this one!

When Chemistry Breaks Your Brain

Chemistry Science Academia
17 hours ago 15.6K views 0 shares
When Chemistry Breaks Your Brain
Chemistry students everywhere are nodding furiously! The meme perfectly captures the mental deterioration during chem class. First, you're confidently saying "OK" with a functioning brain. Then it's just "K" (potassium, get it?) as your understanding fades. Finally, you're reduced to "Roger roger" like a broken robot while your brain has been replaced by a hammer - because sometimes hitting yourself with a hammer seems preferable to figuring out another orbital hybridization problem! Chemistry teachers everywhere wondering why their students suddenly need "percussive maintenance" during exam week! 🔨

The Ultimate Physics Professor Honeytrap

Physics Academia Math
22 hours ago 15.3K views 0 shares
The Ultimate Physics Professor Honeytrap
The ultimate physics professor flattery! Someone asks about a "Langarian" (which doesn't exist), and the professor gets so excited about teaching that they don't even notice the mistake and launches into explaining what a "Lagrangian" actually is! 😂 It's like accidentally calling your barista "mom" and they're so happy to see you they don't even notice. In physics world, nothing gets a theoretical physicist more excited than someone asking about the mathematical framework that basically describes how EVERYTHING moves!

Physicist Problems: Higgs Field Metastability

Physics Universe Science Scientists
18 hours ago 15.0K views 0 shares
Physicist Problems: Higgs Field Metastability
Forget existential dread—theoretical physicists have bigger problems! The meme brilliantly captures how particle physicists lose sleep over the Higgs field's metastability. While regular folks worry about death, physicists are sweating over the possibility that our entire universe is sitting in a false vacuum that could quantum tunnel to a true vacuum state at any moment, causing the fabric of reality to catastrophically collapse. Talk about putting your everyday problems in perspective! The universe could literally blink out of existence faster than you can say "boson." Sweet dreams!

You're Physics, And I'm Math: We Are Not The Same

Math Physics Science Academia
13 hours ago 14.6K views 0 shares
You're Physics, And I'm Math: We Are Not The Same
Mathematics just flexed on Physics so hard! 💪 While physicists celebrate their 99.999999% certainty about particle existence (looking at you, Higgs boson discovery), mathematicians are sitting there with their absolute proofs and 100% certainty. The eternal rivalry between theoretical perfection and experimental reality captured in one savage takedown! This is basically the academic version of "I don't deal in probabilities, I deal in absolutes." Next time you're struggling with error bars in lab, just remember that somewhere a mathematician is laughing at your "approximations."

Never Disrespect An Anesthesiologist

Medicine
22 hours ago 13.4K views 0 shares
Never Disrespect An Anesthesiologist
The ultimate medical power trip! Anesthesiologists exist in that fascinating limbo between keeping you unconscious and keeping you alive. They're basically the bouncers at the club between life and death. They've mastered the art of controlled poisoning to such precision that they can literally kill you, resurrect you, and then do it again if you dare to question their coffee intake or make a "just gas me up" joke for the fifth time that morning. The next time you're counting backward from 10, remember who's really in charge of your imminent temporary demise.

Théorem King

Math Science Academia
18 hours ago 13.0K views 0 shares
Théorem King
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Testosterone Is Missing A P+

Chemistry Biology Science
11 hours ago 12.7K views 0 shares
Testosterone Is Missing A P+
Behold, the world's nerdiest hormone joke. The meme shows the molecular structures of estrogen and testosterone side by side. The punchline hinges on the fact that estrogen has a phenol group (that's the benzene ring with an OH) while testosterone is missing the "P+" (proton) that would make its structure more similar. It's basically chemistry's version of "spot the difference." Somewhere, an organic chemistry professor is using this as an exam question and giggling to themselves.

You're Physics, And I'm Math

Math Physics Science Academia
9 hours ago 11.0K views 0 shares
You're Physics, And I'm Math
Mathematics struts into the room with absolute certainty while Physics shuffles in with its "good enough" probability! The eternal rivalry between mathematical perfection and physical reality in one savage flex. In physics, even the most established particles come with statistical confidence levels (that 99.999999% is basically the Higgs boson waving hello). Meanwhile, mathematicians are over there with their airtight proofs that work 100% of the time in their abstract playground. The ultimate academic flex-off between siblings who clearly had different favorite teachers growing up!
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