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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Engineers vs Physicists vs Astronomers: The Great Approximation Battle

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19 hours ago 15.2K views 0 shares
Engineers vs Physicists vs Astronomers: The Great Approximation Battle
This meme brilliantly captures the different approximation sins committed across scientific disciplines: Engineers: Happy with π = 3 because who needs that extra 0.14159... when you're just trying to build something that doesn't collapse. Physicists: Slightly annoyed by notation inconsistencies like dy/dx = dy÷dx. They'll write a 12-page paper explaining why this matters while still using approximations in their own calculations. Astronomers: Final boss of approximation. "Metal = anything heavier than helium" is their way of saying "we've got 90+ elements but ain't nobody got time for that when you're studying objects billions of light years away." The progression from SpongeBob's cheerful acceptance to increasingly buff and angry forms perfectly represents how each field feels about the others' mathematical shortcuts!

The Gravity Of Scientific Claims

Physics Science Research Academia
19 hours ago 14.9K views 0 shares
The Gravity Of Scientific Claims
The scientific method in action: draw a U-shaped curve, label some axes, and suddenly you've revolutionized aging research. Nothing says "groundbreaking hypothesis" like a hand-drawn graph with "NON-ZERO" helpfully indicated at the bottom of the curve. The real genius is admitting you brought your "consumer internet brain into a deep scientific field" while simultaneously claiming your work is based on 100+ papers. Gravity affects aging? Sure, and my coffee mug levitates when I'm not looking.

The Massless Rope Conspiracy

Physics Academia Science
20 hours ago 14.9K views 0 shares
The Massless Rope Conspiracy
Physics textbooks love to exist in a fantasy realm where ropes have no mass, pulleys have no friction, and cows are perfect spheres. The "massless rope" is the physics equivalent of unicorns—completely imaginary but essential for solving those torturous homework problems. Meanwhile, non-physics students overhearing this nonsense must think we've lost our minds. The perfect reaction is indeed that suspicious Tom face—like "are these people okay?" Physics students casually discussing impossible objects as if they're grocery shopping for massless ropes at the store is peak academic absurdity.

The World's Most Efficient Earthquake Prediction Guide

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14 hours ago 12.9K views 0 shares
The World's Most Efficient Earthquake Prediction Guide
The world's shortest flowchart cuts straight to the scientific truth! Despite thousands of self-proclaimed earthquake prophets throughout history, not a single one has successfully predicted exact earthquake dates. Why? Because earthquake prediction remains one of seismology's greatest unsolved challenges—despite what your conspiracy-loving uncle might claim on Facebook. The brutal honesty here is chef's kiss perfect. If someone actually cracked the earthquake prediction code, seismologists worldwide would be throwing parades, not keeping it hush-hush. The scientific community doesn't exactly excel at containing excitement about breakthrough discoveries!

How To Math Like A Physicist

Physics Math Science Astronomy
14 hours ago 12.7K views 0 shares
How To Math Like A Physicist
When your math doesn't work out, just invent a new particle! This is basically how dark matter and dark energy were born. Calculation off by a factor of 3? No problem! Just sprinkle in some "hypothetical dark number" and boom—physics solved! Meanwhile, mathematicians are having aneurysms and engineers are building bridges that actually need to stay up. This is why physicists can simultaneously claim the universe is elegant while using duct tape to hold their equations together.

When Your Physics Homework Creates A Black Hole

Physics Science Astronomy Universe
14 hours ago 12.5K views 0 shares
When Your Physics Homework Creates A Black Hole
Started with a simple physics experiment and ended up creating a black hole! The graph shows what happens when you get a bit too ambitious with your "dropping balls from heights" experiment. In Regime I, everything's normal—Galileo would be proud. By Regime II, Earth is like "hey, I'm accelerating too!" Then Regime III hits and suddenly you're warping spacetime. The note "you don't want to be on the red line" is basically saying "congrats, you've just created a catastrophic gravitational event that will destroy everything." Just another day of pushing physics to its limits! Next time maybe start with something smaller than 11.3 Earth masses for your lab assignment.

Acoustic Credentials Matter

Tech Engineering Academia
14 hours ago 12.3K views 0 shares
Acoustic Credentials Matter
Professional titles are serious business in the tech world! This audio professional is fighting the good fight against casual nomenclature degradation. It's like how physicists don't appreciate being called "gravity people" or chemists being reduced to "chemical mixers." The struggle for professional dignity is real—those audio engineers spent years mastering complex acoustics, signal processing, and equipment calibration only to be reduced to "hey sound guy, can you make this louder?" Next thing you know, neurosurgeons will be "brain pokers" and astrophysicists "star watchers." Respect the credentials!

Math People Don't Actually See Angles Everywhere

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15 hours ago 11.3K views 0 shares
Math People Don't Actually See Angles Everywhere
The internet: "Math people see angles and geometric patterns everywhere they go!" Actual math person: "We don't do this. Thanks." Truth is, we mathematicians aren't walking around measuring lake angles or seeing golden ratios in park benches. We're too busy wondering if anyone noticed we've worn the same shirt three days in a row because laundry requires solving a time management differential equation we haven't quite figured out yet. The only angles we're calculating are how to avoid eye contact when someone asks us to split a restaurant bill without a calculator.

The Fourth State Of Enlightenment

Physics Chemistry Science
21 hours ago 10.8K views 0 shares
The Fourth State Of Enlightenment
That moment when you're the only one who remembers plasma exists! While teachers drone on about solids, liquids, and gases, you're sitting there with the forbidden knowledge that would shatter their entire lesson plan. Your glasses literally glow with superior intellect as you prepare to drop this fourth-state-of-matter bomb on the class. Watch as the teacher either calls you a nerd or frantically changes the subject to avoid admitting they forgot about the state that makes up 99% of the visible universe. Power move.

This Has Got To Be My Favourite Genre Of Music

Chemistry Science Materials
20 hours ago 10.8K views 0 shares
This Has Got To Be My Favourite Genre Of Music
Heavy metal fans, rejoice! The periodic table just dropped its hottest single: Tungsten (W), atomic number 74, atomic weight 183.84. Get it? W is literally heavy metal ! With the highest melting point of any element (3422°C) and incredible density, tungsten is metal in its most extreme form. It's what they use in lightbulb filaments because it can handle the heat without breaking a sweat. Next time someone asks about your music taste, just point to element 74 and say "That's my jam." Chemistry puns are elementally hilarious!

It's The Bullet Cluster With A Steel Chair!

Astronomy Physics Universe
20 hours ago 10.7K views 0 shares
It's The Bullet Cluster With A Steel Chair!
The cosmic smackdown nobody saw coming! The Bullet Cluster is basically astrophysics' ultimate WWE moment - it's two galaxy clusters that collided and somehow the dark matter separated from regular matter, delivering a knockout blow to Modified Newtonian Dynamics (MOND) theories. While MOND tries to explain galaxy rotation without dark matter, the Bullet Cluster stands there like "Hold my telescope" and shows dark matter behaving exactly how it should. Theoretical physicists backing MOND got body-slammed so hard they're still seeing stars - just not the kind they study!

Little Math Lifehack

Math
20 hours ago 10.7K views 0 shares
Little Math Lifehack
The mathematical revelation here is that dividing by 5 is equivalent to doubling and dividing by 10. Because, you know, 1/5 = 2/10. Revolutionary stuff. Next week we'll discover that water is wet and grant applications still cause existential dread. Some mathematician probably had this epiphany at 2AM while grading papers and thought they'd discovered the next Pythagorean theorem.
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