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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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When Basketball Logic Meets Mathematical Proof

Math Science
16 hours ago 16.0K views 0 shares
When Basketball Logic Meets Mathematical Proof
When your basketball GOAT debate meets discrete mathematics! The meme shows LeBron James facepalming because he committed the cardinal sin of mathematical logic—assuming transitivity where it doesn't apply. In basketball debates, fans love arguing "Player A beat Player B, who beat Player C, so Player A is better than Player C." Pure mathematical heresy! Transitive relations work beautifully in formal logic, but fall apart spectacularly when applied to sports matchups. No wonder LeBron's having an existential crisis—he's just discovered that his "greater than" comparisons between NBA legends violate the fundamental axioms of set theory. Next time someone tries to use the "A beat B beat C" argument, just whisper "non-transitive relations" and walk away like the math genius you are.

Antimatter: Hollywood Vs Healthcare

Physics Medicine Science
17 hours ago 15.7K views 0 shares
Antimatter: Hollywood Vs Healthcare
Science fiction has truly ruined antimatter's reputation. Everyone expects it to obliterate galaxies when it's actually busy helping grandma check for tumors. The PET scanner—where positrons (antimatter electrons) annihilate with regular electrons to create gamma rays we can detect—is basically the universe's most underwhelming doomsday device. Thirty years of Star Trek had us believing antimatter would power warp drives, when in reality it's powering through your bladder scan. The greatest disappointment since finding out dinosaurs probably had feathers instead of scales.

Pluto And Eris: Cosmic Twins With Different Social Status

Astronomy Universe Science
15 hours ago 14.7K views 0 shares
Pluto And Eris: Cosmic Twins With Different Social Status
The cosmic identity crisis continues! This meme brilliantly trolls the International Astronomical Union's controversial 2006 decision to demote Pluto from planet status. The joke? Pluto (Planet Nine) and Eris (Planet Ten) have identical characteristics down to the pixel—yet astronomers still can't agree on what to call them. It's astronomical gaslighting at its finest. "You're not a planet!" they told Pluto. Meanwhile, Eris is sitting there with the EXACT SAME RESUME thinking "so what am I supposed to put on my celestial LinkedIn profile?" Fun fact: Eris is actually slightly more massive than Pluto, which partly sparked the whole "what even is a planet anyway?" debate that broke hearts across Earth in 2006. The dwarf planet support group meets Thursdays, refreshments provided by Ceres.

Just Leave It As An Exercise

Academia Math Research Science
11 hours ago 13.8K views 0 shares
Just Leave It As An Exercise
The academic equivalent of choosing violence! This technical writer took "passive-aggressive" to PhD level with increasingly condescending explanations of complex statistical formulas. Starting with "if you're not an idiot" and escalating to "for those who sniffed too much Elmer's glue in second grade" is peak scientific saltiness. The formulas appear to be related to Gaussian processes and Bayesian statistics, but the real mathematical achievement here is calculating exactly how many ways to insult the reader's intelligence. The writer even helpfully explains that "exp is exactly what you think it is" – which is clearly the mathematical notation for exasperation.

Immune Cell Job Descriptions

Biology Medicine Science
11 hours ago 13.5K views 0 shares
Immune Cell Job Descriptions
The corporate hierarchy of your immune system exposed! While macrophages write detailed LinkedIn profiles about being "garbage collectors" and T cells craft elaborate résumés listing their cytotoxic achievements, neutrophils keep it real. These round red cells are basically the chaotic interns of immunity—showing up in massive numbers, destroying everything in sight, and dying after like 5 days. No time for fancy job descriptions when you're too busy swarming infections like tiny kamikaze spheres. Biology's perfect example that sometimes the simplest approach is just "F it, we ball."

How To Say You Love Her In Physics Sign Language

Physics Science Engineering
18 hours ago 13.4K views 0 shares
How To Say You Love Her In Physics Sign Language
The ultimate pickup line for physics nerds! This brilliant meme showcases Fleming's Left-Hand Rule—the relationship between electric current, magnetic field, and motion—reimagined as romantic hand gestures. Instead of awkwardly mumbling "I love you," simply demonstrate electromagnetism! The bottom diagrams reveal the truth: those seemingly random hand movements are actually showing how perpendicular fields create force vectors. Nothing says "our attraction is fundamental" like demonstrating that the cross product of current and magnetic field produces motion. Forget roses—give her the gift of properly oriented perpendicular vectors!

The Bipedal Blunder: Evolution's Practical Joke

Evolution Biology Science
10 hours ago 13.0K views 0 shares
The Bipedal Blunder: Evolution's Practical Joke
Evolution doesn't care about your back pain! This treasure-hunting alien just discovered why humans have so many anatomical quirks—bipedalism was the original design flaw. Sure, walking upright gave us free hands to make tools and take selfies, but at what cost? Our spines are basically jenga towers with nerves. Natural selection was like "Let's make them stand on two legs, it'll be hilarious in 3 million years when they're all at the chiropractor!" Next time your sciatic nerve is screaming, remember: we traded proper vertebral alignment for the ability to reach the top shelf at grocery stores. Worth it?

How To Say You Love Her In Physics Language

Physics Science Engineering
10 hours ago 12.8K views 0 shares
How To Say You Love Her In Physics Language
The ultimate physics pickup line! This meme brilliantly combines romance with Fleming's Left-Hand Rule - a fundamental principle in electromagnetism. Instead of boring sign language, it suggests expressing love through hand positions that demonstrate how magnetic fields, current, and motion interact. The bottom diagrams show that when you align your fingers to represent these electromagnetic forces, you're basically saying "I'm attracted to you" on a subatomic level. Nothing says "our chemistry is undeniable" like demonstrating the invisible forces that literally govern the universe. Scientists truly are the unsung romantics of our time.

What If We Kissed On The Kerr Spacetime Metric

Physics Astronomy Universe
18 hours ago 12.6K views 0 shares
What If We Kissed On The Kerr Spacetime Metric
The ultimate physics pickup line doesn't exi— 💫 This meme brilliantly combines relativity with romance! The Kerr spacetime metric describes rotating black holes, where physics gets weird near the ergosphere. Two objects could theoretically "kiss" at this boundary where spacetime itself twists dramatically. It's basically saying "what if our gravitational singularities touched?" which is possibly the nerdiest way to flirt in the known universe. Theoretical physicists have dating problems too, you know.

When Evolution Gets A Bit Too Meta

Biology Evolution Science
18 hours ago 12.6K views 0 shares
When Evolution Gets A Bit Too Meta
OH THE LAYERS OF DECEPTION! 🧠 This isn't just a cat - it's a cat pretending to be a raccoon pretending to be a dog! Batesian mimicry is when a harmless species evolves to look like a dangerous one for protection. But our feline friend here is playing 4D evolutionary chess by mimicking raccoons that are already mimicking domesticated pets! It's like evolution had too much coffee and started writing fan fiction. Next thing you know, squirrels will be disguising themselves as Amazon delivery drivers to get more nuts! Nature's arms race just got weirdly recursive!

The Periodic Table Heist

Chemistry Materials Physics
9 hours ago 11.4K views 0 shares
The Periodic Table Heist
For those unfamiliar with density manipulation in retail settings: osmium is the densest naturally occurring stable element (22.59 g/cm³). A 15 cubic decimeter block would weigh about 339 kg while a PS5 is just 4.5 kg. Replacing the item on the scale with osmium is basically the materials science equivalent of a bank heist. Security probably noticed something was off when the checkout scale registered enough weight to bend spacetime.

Black Hole Learning Through Liquid Dynamics

Physics Astronomy Universe Science Scientists
11 hours ago 11.0K views 0 shares
Black Hole Learning Through Liquid Dynamics
Ever seen a black hole in action? Here's your chance! 🕳️ This meme brilliantly shows how black holes will literally consume ANYTHING that crosses their event horizon - just like this person inhaling that drink! And then comes the Hawking radiation part - the tiny particles that somehow escape the black hole's grasp, much like that spray of liquid escaping at the end. Stephen Hawking would be both horrified and impressed by this demonstration! Physics has never been so... thirsty. 💦
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