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*Cackles in thermodynamics* The laws of physics are STILL refusing to budge in 2025! Perpetual motion machines remain the unicorns of engineering - magical, desirable, and absolutely impossible thanks to our party-pooper friend: entropy. The second law of thermodynamics continues its undefeated streak, smugly reminding us that energy will ALWAYS find a way to dissipate. 532,193 people clicking "like" on this post is almost enough energy to power a small device... almost, but not quite perpetually! 🔥⚙️

The mathematical impossibility of folding paper more than 7 times meets bathroom desperation. Fun fact: Each fold doubles the thickness exponentially—by fold 7, your toilet paper would be 128 layers thick. By fold 10, it's thicker than your hand. Fold 42 would reach the moon. But sure, go ahead and create a black hole in your bathroom while solving the eternal toilet paper shortage crisis. That's one way to make your colleagues question your absence from the lab meeting.

The smuggest cat in physics just compared CERN scientists to a waffle! Particle physicists spend billions on the Large Hadron Collider to measure fundamental particles with mind-boggling precision, while this feline thinks they're just as flat and full of holes as that breakfast item. The top quark (the heaviest known elementary particle) and Higgs boson (the particle that gives others mass) represent some of humanity's greatest scientific achievements—measured to ridiculous decimal places. Meanwhile, the cat's sitting there with that self-satisfied grin like "your multi-billion dollar experiment is basically breakfast food." Pure scientific shade from a species that still can't open their own food cans.

Particle physicists at CERN spent billions on the Large Hadron Collider to measure the mass of the top quark and Higgs boson with extreme precision. Meanwhile, their data analysis meetings consist of saying "eh, close enough" while eating waffles. Significant figures become surprisingly optional when breakfast is involved.