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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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That Fundamental Asymmetry Face

Physics Science Universe
22 hours ago 21.0K views 0 shares
That Fundamental Asymmetry Face
That face when someone brings up CP violation at a dinner party and you have to explain why antimatter doesn't mirror matter perfectly. Look, I just wanted to enjoy my wine, not discuss how the universe has a fundamental asymmetry that saved existence as we know it. Next thing you'll tell me is that you have "questions" about the Cabibbo–Kobayashi–Maskawa matrix. Please pass the breadsticks instead.

Flag Of Japan But In The L0 Norm

Math Science
22 hours ago 20.7K views 0 shares
Flag Of Japan But In The L0 Norm
For those who slept through linear algebra, this is peak math humor. The Japanese flag normally features a red circle on white background, but in the L0 norm, we don't care about magnitude—only whether something is non-zero. So that perfect circle becomes a cross because the L0 norm essentially counts the number of non-zero elements. It's basically what happens when mathematicians try to be efficient: "Why use many pixels when few pixels do trick?" Next time someone asks why math matters, just show them how it can transform international symbols with a single notation change.

Is There A Doctor In The House?

Math Academia Science
22 hours ago 17.5K views 0 shares
Is There A Doctor In The House?
The ultimate academic flex gone wrong! A mathematician's response to a medical emergency showcases the beautiful disconnect between theoretical knowledge and practical application. When asked about the dying friend, our math PhD instantly calculates "minus one" - technically correct in mathematics (life - 1 = death), but spectacularly useless in an emergency. This is what happens when you bring differential equations to a first aid situation. The bottom image perfectly captures the chaos that ensues when theoretical expertise meets real-world crisis. This is why we don't call mathematicians when someone stops breathing!

The Lowest Alcohol Hypothesis

Chemistry Science
22 hours ago 17.4K views 0 shares
The Lowest Alcohol Hypothesis
What happens at 3 AM when chemistry students can't sleep. The question is both brilliant and ridiculous – technically, water (H₂O) has an -OH group with hydrogen attached, which is the functional group definition of an alcohol. But calling water "the lowest alcohol" is like calling your cat "the smallest tiger" – technically sharing a classification but missing the entire practical point. The organic chemistry professor in me wants to both award extra credit and assign remedial homework simultaneously.

Japan Is Topologically Open

Math Science
16 hours ago 15.9K views 0 shares
Japan Is Topologically Open
The Japanese flag just got a topology upgrade. That mathematical statement translates to "Japan is an open set" - meaning for any point in Japan, there's some tiny neighborhood around it that's still in Japan. The dashed boundary on the red circle is the mathematician's way of saying "we don't include the border" - just like how mathematicians insist on making simple concepts incomprehensible to normal humans. Next semester: proving why sushi rolls are topologically equivalent to donuts.

Technically Incorrect Inspirational Quotes

Astronomy Science
16 hours ago 15.7K views 0 shares
Technically Incorrect Inspirational Quotes
The saying "darkest before dawn" gets absolutely demolished by actual astronomy! The diagram shows night darkness peaks at astronomical midnight (when the sun is directly opposite your location), not before sunrise. That inspirational quote is scientifically inaccurate garbage—darkness follows a predictable curve based on solar angle below the horizon. Nautical, civil, and astronomical twilight are precisely defined by degrees (6°, 12°, 18°). Next time someone tries to comfort you with that phrase, just show them this diagram and watch their existential crisis unfold in real-time.

Scary, The Resemblance!

Biology Astronomy Science Tech
16 hours ago 15.5K views 0 shares
Scary, The Resemblance!
The cosmic irony is just perfect! The top shows various virus structures—icosahedral capsids, spherical virions, rod-shaped viruses, and bacteriophages with their distinctive "lunar lander" appearance. The bottom shows our space technology—satellites, Sputnik, lunar modules, and rockets—looking suspiciously identical in design. Turns out we've been unconsciously mimicking viral architecture in our space exploration for decades! Nature invented the perfect invasion vehicles billions of years before NASA's engineers drew their first blueprint. Next time someone asks why aliens haven't visited Earth yet, maybe they actually have—just at a microscopic scale!

Schrödinger's Schrödinger

Physics Science Scientists Academia
16 hours ago 15.3K views 0 shares
Schrödinger's Schrödinger
The ultimate quantum physics joke! When Schrödinger steps out for coffee, he exists in a superposition of teaching and not teaching simultaneously - just like his famous cat thought experiment where the feline is both alive and dead until observed. The recursive brilliance here is that Schrödinger himself becomes the subject of his own paradox. Even better, the uncertainty increases with each panel as if the wave function is collapsing into pure chaos. This is basically what happens every time a physics professor leaves the lecture hall.

The Mad Scientist's Twelve Days Of Christmas

Chemistry Science Lab-life Materials
10 hours ago 10.8K views 0 shares
The Mad Scientist's Twelve Days Of Christmas
Welcome to the laboratory version of holiday cheer! This brilliant parody combines the classic "12 Days of Christmas" with increasingly chaotic lab gifts that would make any safety inspector have a nervous breakdown! The mercury reference in the title? *chef's kiss* Mercury exposure actually causes neurological damage and bizarre behavior - which explains EVERYTHING about this gift list! From liquid nitrogen (which freezes at a bone-chilling -196°C) to berylliosis (a nasty lung disease from beryllium exposure), this countdown is basically "How to Lose Your Lab Certification in 12 Easy Steps!" The bismuth knife is particularly inspired - bismuth crystals form those gorgeous rainbow-colored geometric structures that are simultaneously beautiful and completely impractical for cutting anything! Remember kids, the difference between science and messing around is writing it down... preferably before the hazmat team arrives!

The Unforgivable Mathematical Sin

Math Engineering Science Academia
10 hours ago 10.6K views 0 shares
The Unforgivable Mathematical Sin
Engineers committing mathematical heresy by approximating sin(x) with just x - x³/6 is the kind of violence that keeps mathematicians up at night. The full Taylor series for sine contains infinite terms, but engineers just shrug and say "good enough for government work." Pure mathematicians witnessing this crime against calculus is like watching someone eat a five-course meal with their hands. The approximation works surprisingly well for small angles, which is exactly the kind of pragmatic shortcut that makes theoretical mathematicians clutch their chalk in horror.

It Will Always Be Steam...

Engineering Physics Science Tech
10 hours ago 10.4K views 0 shares
It Will Always Be Steam...
Nuclear power? Just spicy steam. Solar panels? Fancy steam with extra steps. Wind turbines? Glorified steam spinners. The engineering world's greatest plot twist is that we never actually moved beyond boiling water—we just found fancier ways to do it! From coal-fired plants to nuclear reactors, we're still just heating H₂O and watching it spin turbines like it's 1869. The space astronaut having this realization is peak engineering existential crisis. Next time someone brags about "cutting-edge energy technology," just whisper "it's steam, buddy... it's always been steam" and watch their world collapse.

The Uncancelable U's Of Linear Algebra

Math Academia Science
4 hours ago 4.3K views 0 shares
The Uncancelable U's Of Linear Algebra
Linear algebra students everywhere are triggered by this classic mathematical troll move. The equation shows y = (y·u₁/u₁·u₁)u₁ + (y·u₂/u₂·u₂)u₂ where those fractions are screaming to be simplified. But textbook authors refuse to cancel the u's because they're not actually the same term - one is a dot product in the numerator and another is in the denominator. It's like thinking you can cancel the 2's in 2+3/2+5. You can't! Math professors secretly giggle every time a student makes this mistake and then has to sheepishly erase their work. The projection formula may look tempting, but those u's are staying right where they are!
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