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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Time Traveling Mathematicians: Leave Some Glory For The Rest Of Us

Math Scientists Science Academia
20 hours ago 16.6K views 0 shares
Time Traveling Mathematicians: Leave Some Glory For The Rest Of Us
The ultimate mathematical time travel fantasy! While regular time travelers might be satisfied meeting their descendants, true mathematicians would beeline straight to Euler and Gauss—the rockstars of mathematical history. The desperate plea "please leave some problems for the rest of us" perfectly captures the mathematical community's eternal struggle: these two geniuses solved so many fundamental problems that modern mathematicians sometimes feel like they're just picking up the scraps. And Euler and Gauss' dismissive "hehe, no" response? Pure mathematical savagery. They weren't just solving equations; they were hoarding intellectual glory across centuries!

Even They Have Dates

Chemistry Science
21 hours ago 16.2K views 0 shares
Even They Have Dates
The punchline here is a perfect chemical pun. When Oxygen (O) and Potassium (K) get together, they form "OK" - the universal symbol of mediocrity. Their date wasn't spectacular, wasn't terrible... just OK. Meanwhile, I've spent Friday nights calibrating my pipettes for fun. At least elements have better social lives than graduate students.

We Must Go Back

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15 hours ago 14.5K views 0 shares
We Must Go Back
Behold the Tiktaalik, our ambitious fish ancestor who crawled onto land 375 million years ago, probably regretting it immediately! If only this pioneering tetrapod knew that its bold evolutionary move would eventually lead to its descendants having to write 10-page lab reports. Talk about the worst trade deal in the history of evolution! Swimming freely in the Devonian seas one day, and boom—millions of years later we're pulling all-nighters and chugging coffee. Sometimes I wonder if we should just flop back into the ocean and tell evolution "thanks but no thanks!"

Where Is Dx, I Am Scared

Math Physics Science Academia
15 hours ago 13.9K views 0 shares
Where Is Dx, I Am Scared
The calculus student's nightmare in mathematical form! This equation is missing the dreaded "dx" term needed to complete the integral. It's like showing up to the final exam and realizing you forgot your calculator, pants, and will to live. The equation itself is some physics monstrosity involving magnetic permeability (μ₀) and what appears to be a force calculation, but without that crucial "dx" differential element, it's mathematically incomplete. Just like my coffee mug that says "I differentiate, therefore I integrate... usually."

Houston, We Have A Catastrophe

Astronomy Universe Science
15 hours ago 13.9K views 0 shares
Houston, We Have A Catastrophe
Imagine standing on the Moon, watching Earth explode in a spectacular cosmic fireball, and NASA expects you to form coherent sentences? My résumé said "works well under pressure" but this is ridiculous! The poor astronaut is witnessing humanity's entire history, all scientific achievements, and their return ticket home vaporize simultaneously. First words? Probably not "one small step" but something that would make the FCC very grateful for the vacuum of space muffling the transmission.

First In STEM, Last In Savings

Academia Science
13 hours ago 12.2K views 0 shares
First In STEM, Last In Savings
Walking into STEM like a fashion icon while your bank account and mental health trail behind in shambles! That bright orange suit screams "I've got this!" but the reality is more like "I've got student loans until I'm 97." First-generation STEM students are basically performing a financial and psychological tightrope act without a safety net. Sure, you might discover a new element someday, but for now you're just trying to discover how to make ramen taste different for the fifth night in a row. The degree might be worth it eventually... right after you finish paying for those textbooks that cost more than the GDP of a small nation.

The Element Of Confusion

Chemistry Science Academia Lab-life
9 hours ago 8.8K views 0 shares
The Element Of Confusion
The periodic table just got a new addition that perfectly captures my lab meetings. Element 29 isn't copper (Cu) anymore—it's "Um" (The element of CONFUSION). Just like when my supervisor asks about those anomalous results I can't explain. "Um" has a half-life of approximately 3 seconds before being followed by complete scientific gibberish. Sadly, it's the most abundant element in undergraduate lab reports.

The Example We Would Have Got If Schrödinger Was A Dog Person

Physics Science
9 hours ago 8.6K views 0 shares
The Example We Would Have Got If Schrödinger Was A Dog Person
Instead of putting cats in boxes, Schrödinger could've saved himself a lot of trouble with this doggo! The meme brilliantly illustrates quantum superposition—where particles exist in multiple states simultaneously until observed—but with a goodest boy instead of subatomic particles. This white dog is in a hilarious position where it's technically sitting (butt on bench), standing (paws on ground), and laying down (body horizontal) all at once. It's basically the canine equivalent of an electron that can't make up its mind. The dog collapsed its own wave function without needing a fancy experiment! Physics professors everywhere are frantically updating their lecture slides right now.

Marking Territory: Animal Kingdom vs. Academia

Biology Academia Evolution Research Lab-life
9 hours ago 8.4K views 0 shares
Marking Territory: Animal Kingdom vs. Academia
Biologists: discovering fascinating animal adaptations. Grad students: marking their lab territory with tears of desperation. The dik-dik isn't just adorable—it's evolutionary genius. These tiny antelopes have preorbital glands that produce a dark, sticky secretion they use to mark territory. Meanwhile, PhD candidates mark their territory by crying at their desks at 3 AM while desperately trying to publish before their funding runs out. Nature truly is beautiful in all its forms!

That Animal Is Off The Scale!

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8 hours ago 8.1K views 0 shares
That Animal Is Off The Scale!
The perfect collision of herpetology and statistics! The top panel shows a proud snake handler with his 2-meter python, while the bottom panel features a mathematician completely baffled by the unit of measurement. In statistics, we have deciles (10ths), centiles (100ths), and quartiles (4ths) to divide data distributions—but "reptile" isn't exactly a mathematical term! The joke hinges on the mathematician hearing "reptile" as if it were another statistical division like "percentile," creating a beautiful scientific misunderstanding that would make even Pythagoras hiss with laughter.

What They Teach Vs What They Test

Chemistry Academia Science
8 hours ago 7.5K views 0 shares
What They Teach Vs What They Test
Every organic chemistry student's nightmare captured in one image! The top shows ethanol (CH₃CH₂OH) - literally the simplest alcohol you'll ever encounter. Teachers be like "See? Just count the carbons and add the functional group. Easy peasy!" Then the exam hits you with some eldritch horror molecule that looks like it was designed by a sadistic scientist having a seizure on their keyboard. That bottom structure probably has 17 chiral centers and a name longer than a CVS receipt. The facial expressions perfectly capture the journey from "I got this!" to "I've made a terrible career choice." Chemistry professors really think they're slick with that "the principles are the same" nonsense.

IUPAC Nomenclature: The Jekyll And Hyde Of Chemistry Class

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6 hours ago 6.1K views 0 shares
IUPAC Nomenclature: The Jekyll And Hyde Of Chemistry Class
Behold the eternal chemistry student struggle! In class, it's just sweet little ethanol with its adorable CH₃CH₂OH structure—practically whispering "I'm just alcohol, how hard could I be?" But then the exam hits and BOOM! Suddenly you're staring at some eldritch molecular horror with more rings than Saturn and functional groups reproducing like rabbits! The professor's evil laugh echoes as you try to remember if that's a cyclopentane or your hopes and dreams disintegrating. Chemistry professors must stay up late thinking, "How can I turn simple molecules into psychological warfare?" The transition from that happy face to pure terror is every organic chemistry student's biography in two frames!
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