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The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

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Amateur Astronomers Be Like

Astronomy Universe Science
19 hours ago 18.6K views 0 shares
Amateur Astronomers Be Like
Going from two lenses to three lenses in your DIY telescope setup is like upgrading from standard definition to 4K Ultra HD for backyard astronomers! The pure, unbridled excitement when that third lens reveals Jupiter's bands or Saturn's rings in slightly better detail is astronomical (literally). Professional astronomers spend millions on equipment while these heroes are out here having religious experiences with craft store components and super glue. The face of pure joy in the bottom panel is universal to anyone who's ever whispered "holy crap" while looking at a slightly less blurry moon crater.

The Strong Induction Deception

Math Academia Science
20 hours ago 17.6K views 0 shares
The Strong Induction Deception
Ever been bamboozled by mathematical promises? In mathematical induction proofs, "strong induction" sounds like it would bench press your theorem into submission, but it's just regular induction with extra steps! It's like ordering the "supreme deluxe" coffee that's identical to the regular brew but in a fancier cup. Mathematicians and their misleading terminology—giving us false hope since Euclid!

Increasing The Surface Area Of A Substance Increases Its Reaction Rate: Proof By Garlic

Chemistry Science
17 hours ago 17.4K views 0 shares
Increasing The Surface Area Of A Substance Increases Its Reaction Rate: Proof By Garlic
Chemistry class meets cooking class in this deliciously scientific demonstration! The garlic cheat sheet perfectly illustrates surface area effects on reaction rates. Each time you mutilate that poor garlic bulb further, you're unleashing more allicin compounds by breaking cell walls. It's basically garlic violence with scientific justification! The more cells you brutally rupture, the more enzymes and substrates collide, creating that eye-watering, vampire-repelling flavor intensity. Next time someone complains about your heavy-handed garlic crushing, just scream "IT'S SCIENCE!" and continue your culinary experiment.

We're Still Waiting For Planet Nine

Astronomy Universe Science Research
14 hours ago 14.3K views 0 shares
We're Still Waiting For Planet Nine
Finding three Earth-sized planets 73.5 light-years away? Easy, exciting, publication-worthy. Narrowing down the hypothetical Planet Nine that's supposedly lurking in our own backyard? That's the kind of soul-crushing work that turns bright-eyed astronomers into chain-smoking nihilists. The astronomical equivalent of spending decades searching for your keys when they were in your pocket the whole time... except we still haven't found the keys. And they might not exist. And your pocket might be a mathematical error.

C'mon, Solidify... The Helium Rebellion

Physics Chemistry Materials Science
14 hours ago 14.1K views 0 shares
C'mon, Solidify... The Helium Rebellion
Even at absolute zero (-273.15°C), helium refuses to freeze into a solid! This stubborn element is the ultimate rebel of the periodic table, staying liquid unless you crank up the pressure to 25 atmospheres. It's like that one friend who wears shorts in winter and says "I'm not cold!" The scientist in this meme is basically begging the helium to solidify like all the other well-behaved elements. Physics can be so frustrating sometimes... even the laws of thermodynamics can't convince helium to chill out!

The Heaviest Flex In Chemistry

Chemistry Materials Science
13 hours ago 13.9K views 0 shares
The Heaviest Flex In Chemistry
The periodic table just got heavy with this tungsten cube! 🔥 Chemistry nerds unite! Tungsten (W) is the ultimate flex - it's one of the densest elements with a melting point so high (6192°F) you could practically use it as a paperweight in hell. These metal cubes have become weirdly popular collector items because they're surprisingly heavy for their size. Pick one up and your brain goes "wait, that's illegal" because it feels like you're lifting a neutron star! 💪 Density flex for the win!

The Unsung Heroes Of Photosynthesis

Biology Oceanography Climate Earth-science
13 hours ago 13.0K views 0 shares
The Unsung Heroes Of Photosynthesis
The unsung heroes of photosynthesis are having an existential crisis! While trees get all the environmental glory with their majestic trunks and pretty leaves, algae is out here producing 50-80% of Earth's oxygen and getting absolutely zero thank-you cards. It's like being the IT department of the ecosystem - nobody notices you until something goes wrong. Next time you take a deep breath, remember that tiny green blob in the water is probably responsible for it. Justice for algae! #TeamPhytoplankton

I Hate Integration By Parts

Math Academia Science
12 hours ago 12.3K views 0 shares
I Hate Integration By Parts
Integration by parts. The mathematical equivalent of being told "you're going to have to take the long way home." Just when you think you've simplified the problem, it hands you back something more complex than what you started with. The calculus version of a cruel practical joke that's been tormenting undergrads since 1684. Your professor says it's elegant. Your tear-stained homework says otherwise.

The STEM Superiority Complex

Science Academia Math Physics Scientists
8 hours ago 8.3K views 0 shares
The STEM Superiority Complex
Homer Simpson perfectly embodies that phase every STEM student goes through after learning just enough to feel intellectually superior to everyone else. Nothing says "I've mastered differential equations" quite like declaring the rest of humanity intellectually inferior while puffing on a cigar! The irony is delicious - the moment you think you've conquered science is precisely when you're at peak ignorance. Real scientists know that the more you learn, the more you realize how little you actually understand. But hey, enjoy that brief moment of delusional grandeur before the next exam humbles you back to reality!

Yo, Why Are There Dipoles In Space?

Astronomy Physics Universe
7 hours ago 7.1K views 0 shares
Yo, Why Are There Dipoles In Space?
The cosmic pun game is STRONG with this one! The meme shows a magnetic dipole field of a neutron star (or pulsar) with someone asking "yo, why are there dipoles in space?" followed by the handwritten "dipoles in space?" – which sounds exactly like "da poles in space" when said out loud! It's basically a dad joke that escaped Earth's gravitational pull! Magnetic dipoles are actually super important in astrophysics – they're created when charged particles move in loops, generating those beautiful arcing field lines you see in the image. Neutron stars have INSANELY strong magnetic fields that would literally tear apart your atoms if you got too close. But sure, let's focus on the wordplay! 😂

It's Easier To Find Shiny Things

Astronomy Universe Research Science
5 hours ago 5.6K views 0 shares
It's Easier To Find Shiny Things
Finding three Earth-sized planets in a binary star system? EXCITING! 🎉 But narrowing down the elusive Planet Nine's position? That's the astronomical equivalent of finding a needle in a cosmic haystack while blindfolded! Astronomers get super pumped about discovering new exoplanets (especially in challenging binary systems), but the decades-long hunt for the theoretical Planet Nine in our own solar system has turned many bright-eyed scientists into hardened detectives with thousand-yard stares. Fun fact: An astronomical unit (au) is the distance between Earth and the Sun, so they're searching in a zone roughly 500-700 times that distance. Talk about looking for a very tiny needle in a VERY big haystack!

The Engineer's Moral Dilemma

Engineering Tech
4 hours ago 4.1K views 0 shares
The Engineer's Moral Dilemma
Every engineering department has that one person who builds unnecessarily complex contraptions just because they can. The line between "technical achievement" and "why would you waste time on that?" is razor thin. Engineers live by the sacred creed: if it's stupid but works, it's still probably a fire hazard waiting for safety inspection. The real engineering challenge isn't solving problems—it's knowing which problems are worth solving before you've spent 37 hours building a robotic arm to scratch your back.
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