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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Return To Monke? Nah, We're Returning To Sponge

Biology Evolution Oceanography
19 hours ago 16.1K views 0 shares
Return To Monke? Nah, We're Returning To Sponge
Forget "return to monke" memes - evolution's playing the long game! This diagram shows how ascidians (sea squirts) start life as free-swimming tadpole-like larvae with a notochord (primitive backbone) but then settle down and basically eat their own brains during metamorphosis. They transform into what looks like a boring filter-feeding blob attached to rocks. It's like nature said "Vertebrate features? Nah, too much work - I'm just gonna sit here and filter water forever." The ultimate career downgrade! These creatures literally evolved to have LESS features. Talk about embracing the simple life!

When Math Nerds Rule Middle-Earth

Math Academia
18 hours ago 16.0K views 0 shares
When Math Nerds Rule Middle-Earth
This is what happens when mathematicians and fantasy nerds collide at the faculty mixer. The joke brilliantly fuses abstract algebra with Lord of the Rings lore - because nothing says "I'm fun at parties" like mathematical identity jokes. For the uninitiated: in math, a "ring" is a set with two operations that satisfy certain properties, and an "identity" is an element that leaves other elements unchanged when combined with them. Meanwhile, Tolkien's One Ring was literally designed to control all other rings and strip them of their individual powers. The fake PSA format with its mathematical jargon about functions and complex number spaces, paired with the Gondor Tower Guard hotline, is peak nerd humor. Even Gandalf apparently needed funding for his anti-ring campaign in 2012. Tenure must be rough these days.

The Black Sheep Of Group 1

Chemistry Science
13 hours ago 13.3K views 0 shares
The Black Sheep Of Group 1
Chemistry's ultimate family drama! The alkali metals (Li, Na, K, Rb, Cs, Fr) are all marching together as cute little ducklings in Group 1 of the periodic table. But wait—hydrogen is that weird cousin nobody talks about at family reunions! Despite technically being in Group 1, hydrogen is the rebel that doesn't play by alkali metal rules. While the alkali gang happily donates electrons and reacts explosively with water, hydrogen's just vibing with its single electron, forming covalent bonds, and basically breaking every "alkali metal" rule in the chemistry handbook. It's like showing up to a metal concert wearing a cardigan and sipping tea. No wonder Tom is giving hydrogen that suspicious look—identity crisis much?

Groundbreaking Fr Fr

Physics Scientists Science
13 hours ago 13.0K views 0 shares
Groundbreaking Fr Fr
Newton standing there with his arms spread like he's having some divine revelation about... objects staying put unless forced otherwise? Revolutionary! Next you'll tell me water is wet. The man discovered calculus and universal gravitation, but we're celebrating his stunning realization that stationary objects remain stationary. It's like giving Einstein a Nobel Prize for noticing that stuff exists. The first law of motion: basically just vibing until something messes with your vibe. Physics has never been so profound.

The Periodic Table's Black Sheep

Chemistry Science
13 hours ago 12.7K views 0 shares
The Periodic Table's Black Sheep
Poor hydrogen! While all the alkali metals (Li, Na, K, Rb, Cs, Fr) march together as Group 1 elements in the periodic table, hydrogen is the odd one out—technically in the same column but completely different. It's like showing up to a metal concert wearing a cardigan and sipping tea. The alkali metals are the cool kids who explode in water and share an electron configuration, while hydrogen is just vibing with its single electron, wondering why it got invited to this chemical family reunion. Chemistry's ultimate identity crisis!

Hybrid Fishes: When Science Creates Accidental Monsters

Biology Evolution Research Lab-life
14 hours ago 12.6K views 0 shares
Hybrid Fishes: When Science Creates Accidental Monsters
Scientists playing god with fish genetics and creating "sturdlefish" is peak laboratory chaos energy! Hungarian researchers actually did cross sturgeon eggs with paddlefish sperm in 2020, creating a real hybrid that shouldn't exist in nature since these species diverged 184 million years ago. The wide-eyed cat perfectly captures that moment when you realize your experimental "oops" just became a scientific breakthrough. It's basically Jurassic Park but with fish—nature finds a way, especially when researchers are messing around in the lab!

When Your Valentine Is An Entomologist

Biology Science
14 hours ago 12.6K views 0 shares
When Your Valentine Is An Entomologist
Nothing says "I love you" like a heart made of dead cockroaches! Your entomologist valentine spent hours collecting these little critters instead of buying roses like a normal human. That's dedication to both science AND romance. The perfect gift for someone who finds taxonomy more arousing than chocolates. Next Valentine's Day, skip the jewelry and just arrange some deceased insects into a romantic shape—it's both eco-friendly AND deeply disturbing to anyone who visits your home!

Time Traveling Physics Nerds Unite

Physics Scientists Science
12 hours ago 12.4K views 0 shares
Time Traveling Physics Nerds Unite
The ultimate time travel fantasy—meeting your descendants? Nah. Correcting Aristotle's physics! This meme brilliantly contrasts how different generations would use a time machine. While "boys" simply want to meet their grandson (how adorable), "men" go straight for the scientific jugular by visiting Aristotle to debunk his infamous gravity theory. For context: Aristotle (384-322 BCE) incorrectly believed heavier objects fall faster than lighter ones—a misconception that persisted for nearly 2,000 years until Galileo allegedly dropped objects from the Leaning Tower of Pisa. The modern time traveler's urge to demonstrate this experiment to Aristotle himself is peak scientific nerd fantasy! Aristotle's casual "OK" response is the cherry on top. Like, sure random future person, I'll just casually rewrite my entire understanding of natural philosophy based on your demonstration. No big deal.

How To Make The Scientific Revolution Happen 1,000+ Years Sooner

Physics Science Scientists
12 hours ago 11.7K views 0 shares
How To Make The Scientific Revolution Happen 1,000+ Years Sooner
The ultimate time travel priority shift! While teens might waste time on family reunions ("I'm your grandson." "Cool."), real scientists would go straight to ancient Greece and drop some knowledge bombs on Aristotle. Imagine fast-forwarding scientific progress by telling philosophers "Hey, maybe actually TEST your gravity theories instead of just thinking about them?" Galileo didn't disprove Aristotle's falling objects theory until the 1500s—that's over 1800 years of people believing heavier objects fall faster! One quick demonstration could've saved humanity centuries of incorrect physics. Talk about an efficient use of temporal displacement technology!

Engineers With Magical Powers: Chaos Guaranteed

Engineering Physics Science
20 hours ago 11.7K views 0 shares
Engineers With Magical Powers: Chaos Guaranteed
Engineers with magical powers? The world isn't ready! While fantasy heroes dream of slaying dragons, engineers immediately think, "Finally, I can violate the square-cube law!" For the uninitiated, this pesky law is why we can't build giant robots or skyscrapers shaped like dinosaurs - larger structures need exponentially more support to avoid collapse under their own weight. But with levitation? Those structural support calculations go straight into the trash. Suddenly every engineering student's ridiculous final project becomes terrifyingly possible. Floating cities? Self-assembling mega-structures? A coffee mug that hovers just out of reach when your coworker tries to steal it? The possibilities are delightfully chaotic. Give an engineer magic and they won't save the world - they'll redesign it with unnecessarily complex floating parts just because they can.

The Derivative Of Rejection

Math Science
19 hours ago 11.6K views 0 shares
The Derivative Of Rejection
When flirting with a math nerd, always check if they're taking the derivative of your function! This poor soul sent π⁴ only to get instantly blocked when the reply was 4π³ (the derivative). Classic calculus rejection - turns out differentiating someone's equation is the mathematical equivalent of saying "I know exactly where this is going." Next time try an unsolvable equation - keeps 'em interested longer!

Those Cursed Phenolphthalein Titrations

Chemistry Lab-life Science
20 hours ago 11.5K views 0 shares
Those Cursed Phenolphthalein Titrations
Nothing tests your patience quite like staring at a solution that refuses to commit to a color change. You've added the phenolphthalein, you've swirled the flask for what feels like eternity, and now you're just standing there, hunched over like a disappointed parent, whispering "please turn pink and stay pink" to a completely indifferent liquid. The fleeting pink that disappears after 0.3 seconds doesn't count and we all know it. Chemistry doesn't care about your lab deadline or your deteriorating posture.
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