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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Culturing The Microorganisms Of Modern Life

Biology Lab-life Science Research
22 hours ago 15.5K views 0 shares
Culturing The Microorganisms Of Modern Life
That moment when your microbiology hobby meets harsh reality! Your phone screen is basically a portable petri dish collecting bacteria from everywhere your fingers have been. But somehow, discovering that your DIY phone culture is worse than the floor samples from the lab is both a scientific revelation and a personal attack! Maybe it's time to invest in hand sanitizer instead of agar plates... Your phone is basically hosting its own microscopic civilization at this point!

Mathematicians And Their Fancy Equation Evasion Tactics

Math Academia Science
21 hours ago 15.4K views 0 shares
Mathematicians And Their Fancy Equation Evasion Tactics
Classic mathematician behavior. Start with "slope of the curve" - simple, intuitive. Then progress to limit definitions - respectable. But when those fail? Suddenly we're in formal distribution theory with fancy tuxedos and monocles, defining weak derivatives and test functions. Nothing says "I refuse to admit defeat" like inventing an entirely new mathematical framework just to solve your homework problem. The progression from basic calculus to "∀φ ∈ {good girls}" is the mathematical equivalent of bringing a nuclear weapon to a knife fight.

Underwater Roommate Agreements Gone Wrong

Biology Oceanography Evolution
20 hours ago 14.8K views 0 shares
Underwater Roommate Agreements Gone Wrong
Just another day in marine biology where we casually discover that sea cucumbers have fish roommates living in their anuses that feast on their regenerating gonads. I've spent 15 years studying marine ecosystems, and somehow this symbiotic relationship still manages to be the most disturbing thing in the ocean. Makes you reconsider your career choices when you realize you're essentially documenting underwater butt parasites. And yet, my grant application simply calls it "investigating novel ecological niches." Prometheus stole fire from the gods and got his liver eaten daily as punishment. These fish just skipped straight to the eating part without the heroics.

Linear Mandarin: When Math And Language Collide

Math Academia Science
16 hours ago 13.6K views 0 shares
Linear Mandarin: When Math And Language Collide
The mathematical horror of seeing Chinese characters arranged as a linear transformation matrix. What we're witnessing is the five traditional Chinese elements (gold/metal, wood, water, fire, earth) being transformed into a terrifying array of similar-looking characters through matrix multiplication. Linear algebra students having flashbacks right now. The therapy bills after seeing this will definitely not be linearly dependent.

Nuclear Power's Cosmic Flex

Physics Science Materials
15 hours ago 13.5K views 0 shares
Nuclear Power's Cosmic Flex
Nuclear energy enthusiasts casually dropping mind-blowing facts while sipping coffee. The meme brilliantly highlights how uranium and thorium will still be vibing and splitting atoms long after our sun becomes a sad cosmic memory. With half-lives measured in billions of years (uranium-238 at ~4.5 billion years, thorium-232 at ~14 billion years), these elements are playing the ultra-long game while being more common than tin. It's the ultimate mic drop for nuclear power advocates: technically, fission could be considered "renewable" since these elements will outlast our solar system. The sun will expand into a red giant and swallow Earth in about 5 billion years, but uranium and thorium will just be like "We're still here, what's the rush?"

Immunemaxxing: When Science Needs A Rebrand

Medicine Biology Science Research
15 hours ago 12.8K views 0 shares
Immunemaxxing: When Science Needs A Rebrand
Sometimes science needs better marketing. Presenting 500 pages of peer-reviewed immunological research? *Yawn*. Rebrand it as "immunemaxxing" with a fancy bear in a tuxedo? Suddenly everyone's lining up for their boosters. It's not misinformation if it works. The CDC should hire whoever names gym supplements.

Hermitian Crab

Physics Math Science
16 hours ago 12.0K views 0 shares
Hermitian Crab
The mathematical pun here is exquisite. In quantum mechanics, a Hermitian operator equals its own conjugate transpose—essentially identical to itself when flipped. Similarly, this hermit crab equals... itself. The dagger symbol (†) represents the conjugate transpose operation, and the equal sign confirms our suspicion: this crustacean is indeed Hermitian. Eigenvalue problems just got significantly more adorable.

Sophisticated Analysts

Math Academia
22 hours ago 11.4K views 0 shares
Sophisticated Analysts
Regular folks: "x equals zero." Mathematicians in formal wear: "The absolute value of x is less than epsilon for all epsilon greater than zero." Nothing says "I have a PhD" quite like taking a perfectly simple concept and expressing it in the most pretentious way possible. It's the mathematical equivalent of ordering "dihydrogen monoxide with frozen water crystals" instead of "water with ice." Pure academic peacocking at its finest.

More Than Meets The Equation

Math Ai Physics Tech
23 hours ago 11.4K views 0 shares
More Than Meets The Equation
When two people meet and discover they both love "transformers," but one's thinking of robots in disguise while the other's contemplating mathematical functions that map vector spaces. The equations shown (Q n , K h , V h , and a nm ) are from attention mechanisms in machine learning transformers - the architecture powering modern AI systems like ChatGPT. Meanwhile, Optimus Prime is busy saving the world from Decepticons. Dating tip for mathematicians: specify which transformers you're excited about. Saves awkward moments when you start explaining self-attention matrices and they were expecting discussions about Bumblebee.

What Flatearthers Think Of Themselves

Conspiracy Astronomy Earth-science Science
22 hours ago 11.1K views 0 shares
What Flatearthers Think Of Themselves
The look of pure intellectual superiority! That smug expression perfectly captures the Flat Earth mindset - convinced they've outsmarted thousands of years of science, countless satellite images, and literally every astronaut ever. Meanwhile, the rest of us are wondering how they explain ships disappearing hull-first over the horizon or why nobody's found the edge yet. The best part? They think they're playing 4D chess while the scientific community is playing checkers, but they're actually just playing with a frisbee and calling it a planet! 🌍

Dress-Down Friday In The Lab

Chemistry Science
10 hours ago 11.1K views 0 shares
Dress-Down Friday In The Lab
Chemistry puns just hit different on Friday nights! On the left, we have formaldehyde (CH₂O) drawn in its proper scientific structure. On the right? The same molecule but dressed for the weekend in a cute little outfit—it's "casual-dehyde"! It's literally the same compound but make it fashion. This is what happens when chemists work from home and start dressing their molecules in pajamas. Next up: Benzene rings with tiny hats for "Fancy-zene."

The Typography Crime Scene

Academia
22 hours ago 11.0K views 0 shares
The Typography Crime Scene
The typography wars rage on in academia! Nothing makes a design-conscious student's eye twitch faster than opening a syllabus formatted in Comic Sans. It's the typographic equivalent of showing up to a quantum physics conference wearing a clown costume and honking a horn after each equation! The font was literally created for comic books, people! Yet somehow it multiplies across university departments like bacteria in a forgotten petri dish. Typography nerds unite - we shall overthrow the Comic Sans regime one properly formatted PowerPoint at a time!
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