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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

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Death In A Bottle: When Rocket Science Met Zero Safety Protocols

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20 hours ago 18.4K views 0 shares
Death In A Bottle: When Rocket Science Met Zero Safety Protocols
Oh sweet chemical chaos! Dimethyl mercury is basically death in a bottle - one of the most toxic substances known to science. A single drop through your gloves can kill you! Yet in the 50s, scientists were casually requesting 100 POUNDS of it for rocket fuel experiments like they were ordering pizza! That penguin's face is the perfect reaction of any modern scientist hearing this - pure horrified disbelief with a side of "are you absolutely BONKERS?!" The good ol' days when lab safety was optional and cancer was just an occupational hazard! 🧪☠️

Carbon's Promiscuous Chemical Lifestyle

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20 hours ago 18.2K views 0 shares
Carbon's Promiscuous Chemical Lifestyle
Carbon really gets around! The ultimate player in the molecular dating scene, forming bonds with practically ANYONE. While other elements are picky, carbon's out there making chains, rings, and all sorts of wild structures with up to four partners at once! No wonder organic chemistry students are traumatized - they're basically just documenting carbon's scandalous love life across thousands of compounds. That lab notebook? More like carbon's little black book!

Four Levels Of Science Enthusiasm

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14 hours ago 14.1K views 0 shares
Four Levels Of Science Enthusiasm
The evolution of scientific enlightenment in four stages! Starting with the basic blue-lit brain just trying to pass exams, then progressing to the colorful neural fireworks of hobby enthusiasm. By stage three, your mind expands into a cosmic understanding of reality itself. But the final form? Pure intellectual superpowers activated solely to destroy random strangers in internet arguments. Nothing says "peak scientific achievement" like citing obscure journal articles at 3 AM to prove someone wrong about vaccines or flat earth theory. The intellectual equivalent of training for the Olympics just to dominate your neighbor's kid at basketball.

Correcting The Relativistic Energy Equation

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13 hours ago 13.4K views 0 shares
Correcting The Relativistic Energy Equation
Behold, Einstein's famous equation getting a modern update! The physicist starts with legitimate relativistic spacetime math, but then sneaks in "A" as a constant, which they helpfully define as "I felt like it. Since artificial intelligence is a constant part of our modern livelihood, A is a constant." This is the physics equivalent of saying "because I said so" in a formal proof. Even better is how they casually slip AI into Einstein's relativistic energy equation. The audacity of adding "A||I" to one of physics' most sacred equations would make Einstein roll in his grave fast enough to generate additional energy terms. The perfect representation of what happens when you let ChatGPT do your physics homework!

Classical Certainty vs Quantum Chaos

Physics Science
13 hours ago 12.8K views 0 shares
Classical Certainty vs Quantum Chaos
Classical mechanics is that buff, predictable dog who follows the rules. F = ma? Kinetic energy? Just plug in the numbers and boom—deterministic perfection. Meanwhile, quantum physics is that ethereal, trippy dog existing in multiple states simultaneously, where electrons are like "maybe I'm here, maybe I'm there, maybe I'm everywhere!" The uncertainty principle isn't just a physics concept—it's an existential crisis. Even Einstein couldn't handle this probabilistic weirdness, hence his famous "God doesn't play dice" quote. The quantum realm: where your calculations dissolve into probability clouds and the universe laughs at your desperate attempts to pinpoint reality!

Let Him Cook (The Hyperboloid)

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12 hours ago 12.2K views 0 shares
Let Him Cook (The Hyperboloid)
Someone's cooking up a hyperboloid of one sheet for dinner! The spaghetti arranged in that perfect hourglass shape isn't just aesthetically pleasing—it's literally forming the 3D representation of the equation x²+y²-z²=1. This is what happens when mathematicians get hungry and decide to play with their food. Next time your calculus professor asks for a real-world example of quadratic surfaces, just point to your pasta dinner. Bon appétit, nerds!

The Great Chemistry Civil War: Keyboards Vs. Test Tubes

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8 hours ago 8.8K views 0 shares
The Great Chemistry Civil War: Keyboards Vs. Test Tubes
The eternal battle between experimental and computational chemists just got nuclear! Remember when chemistry was about mixing stuff and seeing if it exploded in your face? Good times. Now we've got folks spending years with fancy acronyms like CCSD(T) making "theoretically stable" molecules that have never seen the inside of an actual lab. The computational crowd is basically saying "I'd like to avoid getting my hands dirty with actual chemicals, please give me a computer and some equations instead." Meanwhile, experimental chemists are looking at these beautiful orbital diagrams and energy plots thinking, "Cool graph. Does it blow up though?" It's like bringing a supercomputer to a lab explosion fight. Sure, your calculations say it's stable, but our method of "messing around and praying it works" has been field-tested for centuries!

Contrapositives Are For Cowards

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8 hours ago 8.4K views 0 shares
Contrapositives Are For Cowards
The mathematical rebel we never knew we needed! This proof just swaggered in, declared contrapositives beneath its dignity, and proceeded to prove the theorem through sheer mathematical bravado. It's like watching someone solve a maze by punching through the walls instead of finding the path. The casual "Behold:" before dropping that equation is the mathematical equivalent of a mic drop. Mathematicians everywhere are either clutching their pearls or slow-clapping in admiration at this delightfully rebellious approach to formal logic.

My Favorite Temperature Is The Highest One

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2 hours ago 2.4K views 0 shares
My Favorite Temperature Is The Highest One
The escalating standards of a physicist who won't settle for anything less than chromatic perfection! First panel shows our Sun (a mere 5,778 K) labeled "Hot." Not impressed enough, the second panel shows a neutron star (potentially billions of degrees) and he's still demanding "I said Hot." Only when presented with the complete chromaticity diagram—the mathematical representation of all perceivable colors—does he finally reach satisfaction. Classic physicist behavior: regular thermodynamic heat isn't enough, theoretical color temperature is the real flex. This is what happens when you let someone with a PhD control the office thermostat.

Screw Archimedes

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2 hours ago 2.1K views 0 shares
Screw Archimedes
Oh the delicious irony! The title "Screw Archimedes" is a brilliant double entendre - it's literally showing Archimedes with his famous screw invention superimposed on his portrait! The ancient Greek mathematician invented this device around 250 BCE to pump water uphill, and now it's coming back to haunt him in meme form. It's like his greatest invention is photobombing him for eternity! The red ball rolling through the screw just adds that perfect touch of "your invention works, you brilliant ancient nerd!" Someone in the engineering department clearly had too much caffeine when creating this masterpiece!

Stop Sine, But I Actually Plotted It

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1 hour ago 1.9K views 0 shares
Stop Sine, But I Actually Plotted It
BEHOLD! The mathematician who took "STOP" signs to their logical conclusion! This beautiful monstrosity is what happens when someone decides to actually plot STOP signs as a mathematical function using sine waves. The creator unleashed a barrage of equations that would make even Newton question his life choices. Those aren't just random symbols at the bottom—that's the mathematical equivalent of saying "Hold my calculator" before performing a trigonometric stunt! The little note about "love (and a little frustration)" is the understatement of the century. This is what happens when you tell a math nerd "you can't graph that" and then leave them alone with π for too long!

Never Too Young To Start Not Understanding Things!

Physics Science
1 hour ago 1.7K views 0 shares
Never Too Young To Start Not Understanding Things!
Introducing the world's first baby book that ensures your infant will have an existential crisis before they can even say "mama"! Quantum entanglement - where particles are connected regardless of distance - simplified to red and blue circles that babies can drool on while contemplating the fundamental weirdness of reality. Because why wait until college to realize the universe makes absolutely no sense? Start your child's journey into scientific confusion early! Next up in the series: "Schrödinger's Cat: Is Your Teddy Bear Alive or Dead?" 🧪👶
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