The duality of mathematicians is truly a spectacle to behold. Among their own kind? Meek, unassuming, perhaps even normal. But introduce them to biologists, chemists, or physicists, and suddenly they're flexing abstract algebra muscles nobody asked to see. "Oh, you're modeling population growth? Let me show you this seventeen-dimensional differential equation I solved last week." The mathematical superiority complex is the academic equivalent of bringing a tank to a knife fight. The rest of us are just trying to remember significant figures while they're over there proving theorems that won't be useful for another century.