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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Saint Valentine: Mayfly Edition

Biology Evolution
14 hours ago 14.4K views 0 shares
Saint Valentine: Mayfly Edition
The brutal reality of mayfly romance! These insects live their entire adult lives in just 24 hours, with males literally dying right after mating. Talk about post-coital depression taken to evolutionary extremes! The brain in this meme is delivering the harsh biological truth that for male mayflies, finding a mate is both the pinnacle of their existence AND their death sentence. No wonder the mayfly suddenly looks terrified in the last panel—turns out "till death do us part" means something VERY different when you're an ephemeral insect with a one-day lifespan. Evolution really said "reproduce and die immediately" and mayflies were like "ok fine."

Solving The Parallel Plate Capacitor Be Like

Physics Engineering Math Science
12 hours ago 12.4K views 0 shares
Solving The Parallel Plate Capacitor Be Like
Physics students know the pain! That beautiful, elegant capacitance formula (C = εA/d) is what professors give you in class. "Just two plates storing charge, what could go wrong?" Then reality hits. Add edge effects and suddenly you're drowning in partial derivatives, boundary conditions, and integrals that make you question your life choices. The math transforms from "I got this" to "I need therapy." This is why physicists drink coffee by the gallon. The simple model works until it doesn't, and then you're SpongeBob staring at equations that would make Einstein reach for aspirin.

The Calculus Of Rest

Math Science Academia
12 hours ago 12.1K views 0 shares
The Calculus Of Rest
The mathematical representation of rest as an integral of sleep depth from 11:00 PM to 7:00 AM is what happens when scientists can't turn their brains off at night. Calculating the area under your sleep curve is apparently how the brain justifies those 2 AM eureka moments. Next time someone asks why you're tired, just hand them this equation and watch their eyes glaze over faster than yours did last night.

First Canada And Now This! 0 Mg!!!

Chemistry Physics Science
15 hours ago 11.8K views 0 shares
First Canada And Now This! 0 Mg!!!
The punchline here is pure elemental brilliance. "0 Mg" is the chemical formula way of saying "zero magnesium" - but read aloud, it's "ZERO M-G" or "ZERO G" - as in zero gravity! Those Finnish ski jumpers aren't just defying expectations, they're apparently defying fundamental physics. The title's "First Canada" nod is likely referencing the classic joke about Canada apologizing for gravity. It's what happens when physicists write headlines for sports scandals. Next week: Swedish swimmers caught manipulating hydrogen bonds.

Meanwhile, In Two Different Hells...

Academia Engineering Math
18 hours ago 11.8K views 0 shares
Meanwhile, In Two Different Hells...
The perfect illustration of academic domain confusion! Musicians drowning in Roman numeral chord progressions while rocket scientists wrestle with differential equations and thrust calculations. Each field thinks their complexity is the baseline of human understanding. "It's not rocket science" meets "it's not music theory" in a beautiful demonstration that expertise is relative. The irony? Both disciplines involve mathematical patterns that would make the average person's brain short-circuit faster than an amplifier in a swimming pool.

The Unexpected Weight Of Moral Physics

Physics Science
18 hours ago 11.7K views 0 shares
The Unexpected Weight Of Moral Physics
The classic physics riddle gets a dark twist. While mass is indeed mass regardless of material (thanks, Newton's second law), the meme takes an unexpected detour into moral physics. Carrying 200 pounds of feathers means you're also burdened with the existential weight of whatever horrific bird-plucking operation you've been running. The conservation of guilt is apparently a fundamental force we didn't cover in thermodynamics class.

Touching Minors: A Matrix Of Misunderstanding

Math Academia Science
17 hours ago 11.7K views 0 shares
Touching Minors: A Matrix Of Misunderstanding
Oh, the perfect mathematical pun! In linear algebra, those small matrices labeled m 11 , m 12 , etc. are called "minors" - they're submatrices you get when you delete rows and columns from the original matrix. So the person is literally "touching minors" on their homework! The brilliance is in the double meaning that makes you do a double-take before realizing it's just innocent math. Linear algebra students everywhere are quietly snickering in the back of lecture halls right now!

The Atomic Model Shootout

Physics Science Chemistry Scientists
22 hours ago 11.3K views 0 shares
The Atomic Model Shootout
The atomic model evolution depicted as a scientific shootout! Each model thought it was the final boss of physics until the next one showed up with better guns. Thomson's plum pudding model (1904) strutted in thinking electrons were just raisins in a positive pudding. Then Rutherford (1911) busted in with "Actually, atoms have nuclei" energy. Bohr (1913) followed with his planetary orbits, feeling revolutionary. Meanwhile, Schrödinger (1926) lurks in the shadows with quantum mechanics, ready to blow everyone's minds with probability clouds and wave functions. It's the ultimate physics glow-up story - from pudding to probability in just 22 years!

When Rainfall Intensity Makes All The Difference

Climate Earth-science Science
23 hours ago 11.3K views 0 shares
When Rainfall Intensity Makes All The Difference
Meteorologists: "50mm of rain today!" What they don't tell you? THE TIME FACTOR! 🌧️⏱️ Left side: 50mm spread over 10 hours = mild inconvenience and a soggy umbrella. Right side: 50mm in 1 hour = SURPRISE KAYAKING OPPORTUNITY! Streets become rivers, stop signs become navigation markers, and your car becomes a very expensive boat anchor. This is why meteorology needs more specificity. The difference between "bring an umbrella" and "build an ark" is just a matter of temporal distribution!

Watt, Are You Deaf?!

Physics Science Engineering
11 hours ago 11.3K views 0 shares
Watt, Are You Deaf?!
The perfect storm of physics knowledge and hearing problems! This guy's just trying to teach basic electrical units, but his student keeps answering "WATT" (which is actually correct) while the teacher thinks he's saying "what?" in confusion. The escalating frustration is giving me flashbacks to every lab partner who didn't read the pre-lab instructions. The irony is *chef's kiss* - the teacher's getting increasingly enraged while the student is technically giving the right answer the whole time. This is why clear communication is critical in science... and why I always bring a whiteboard to noisy conferences.

I Love Examples (And My Sanity)

Academia Math Science Research
21 hours ago 11.0K views 0 shares
I Love Examples (And My Sanity)
The eternal academic nightmare in four panels! First, your brain explodes trying to understand a concept. Then you dream about it. Then you're trapped in an endless loop of "just needing to see an example." And finally, you're reduced to a scribbled shell of your former self, still muttering the same desperate plea. This is basically every student who's ever taken a math course where the professor says "it's trivial" before skipping 17 logical steps. Or when your research advisor suggests you "just" replicate that Nature paper's methodology with the equipment budget of a lemonade stand.

The Ellipse Equation Emotional Rollercoaster

Math Academia Science
15 hours ago 10.9K views 0 shares
The Ellipse Equation Emotional Rollercoaster
The pure joy of calculating an ellipse's area (πab, so elegant!) vs the absolute HORROR of trying to compute its circumference with that nightmare integral! Every math student knows this pain. The simple formula gives you that beautiful smile, but then the circumference equation shows up and suddenly you're questioning all your life choices. Even mathematicians avoid that integral like it's finals week!
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