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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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It Will Always Be Steam...

Engineering Physics Science Tech
17 hours ago 17.9K views 0 shares
It Will Always Be Steam...
Nuclear power? Just spicy steam. Solar panels? Fancy steam with extra steps. Wind turbines? Glorified steam spinners. The engineering world's greatest plot twist is that we never actually moved beyond boiling water—we just found fancier ways to do it! From coal-fired plants to nuclear reactors, we're still just heating H₂O and watching it spin turbines like it's 1869. The space astronaut having this realization is peak engineering existential crisis. Next time someone brags about "cutting-edge energy technology," just whisper "it's steam, buddy... it's always been steam" and watch their world collapse.

Japan Is Topologically Open

Math Science
23 hours ago 17.8K views 0 shares
Japan Is Topologically Open
The Japanese flag just got a topology upgrade. That mathematical statement translates to "Japan is an open set" - meaning for any point in Japan, there's some tiny neighborhood around it that's still in Japan. The dashed boundary on the red circle is the mathematician's way of saying "we don't include the border" - just like how mathematicians insist on making simple concepts incomprehensible to normal humans. Next semester: proving why sushi rolls are topologically equivalent to donuts.

Scary, The Resemblance!

Biology Astronomy Science Tech
23 hours ago 17.8K views 0 shares
Scary, The Resemblance!
The cosmic irony is just perfect! The top shows various virus structures—icosahedral capsids, spherical virions, rod-shaped viruses, and bacteriophages with their distinctive "lunar lander" appearance. The bottom shows our space technology—satellites, Sputnik, lunar modules, and rockets—looking suspiciously identical in design. Turns out we've been unconsciously mimicking viral architecture in our space exploration for decades! Nature invented the perfect invasion vehicles billions of years before NASA's engineers drew their first blueprint. Next time someone asks why aliens haven't visited Earth yet, maybe they actually have—just at a microscopic scale!

Schrödinger's Schrödinger

Physics Science Scientists Academia
23 hours ago 17.7K views 0 shares
Schrödinger's Schrödinger
The ultimate quantum physics joke! When Schrödinger steps out for coffee, he exists in a superposition of teaching and not teaching simultaneously - just like his famous cat thought experiment where the feline is both alive and dead until observed. The recursive brilliance here is that Schrödinger himself becomes the subject of his own paradox. Even better, the uncertainty increases with each panel as if the wave function is collapsing into pure chaos. This is basically what happens every time a physics professor leaves the lecture hall.

Technically Incorrect Inspirational Quotes

Astronomy Science
23 hours ago 17.7K views 0 shares
Technically Incorrect Inspirational Quotes
The saying "darkest before dawn" gets absolutely demolished by actual astronomy! The diagram shows night darkness peaks at astronomical midnight (when the sun is directly opposite your location), not before sunrise. That inspirational quote is scientifically inaccurate garbage—darkness follows a predictable curve based on solar angle below the horizon. Nautical, civil, and astronomical twilight are precisely defined by degrees (6°, 12°, 18°). Next time someone tries to comfort you with that phrase, just show them this diagram and watch their existential crisis unfold in real-time.

The Unforgivable Mathematical Sin

Math Engineering Science Academia
17 hours ago 13.6K views 0 shares
The Unforgivable Mathematical Sin
Engineers committing mathematical heresy by approximating sin(x) with just x - x³/6 is the kind of violence that keeps mathematicians up at night. The full Taylor series for sine contains infinite terms, but engineers just shrug and say "good enough for government work." Pure mathematicians witnessing this crime against calculus is like watching someone eat a five-course meal with their hands. The approximation works surprisingly well for small angles, which is exactly the kind of pragmatic shortcut that makes theoretical mathematicians clutch their chalk in horror.

The Mad Scientist's Twelve Days Of Christmas

Chemistry Science Lab-life Materials
17 hours ago 13.5K views 0 shares
The Mad Scientist's Twelve Days Of Christmas
Welcome to the laboratory version of holiday cheer! This brilliant parody combines the classic "12 Days of Christmas" with increasingly chaotic lab gifts that would make any safety inspector have a nervous breakdown! The mercury reference in the title? *chef's kiss* Mercury exposure actually causes neurological damage and bizarre behavior - which explains EVERYTHING about this gift list! From liquid nitrogen (which freezes at a bone-chilling -196°C) to berylliosis (a nasty lung disease from beryllium exposure), this countdown is basically "How to Lose Your Lab Certification in 12 Easy Steps!" The bismuth knife is particularly inspired - bismuth crystals form those gorgeous rainbow-colored geometric structures that are simultaneously beautiful and completely impractical for cutting anything! Remember kids, the difference between science and messing around is writing it down... preferably before the hazmat team arrives!

The Uncancelable U's Of Linear Algebra

Math Academia Science
11 hours ago 11.8K views 0 shares
The Uncancelable U's Of Linear Algebra
Linear algebra students everywhere are triggered by this classic mathematical troll move. The equation shows y = (y·u₁/u₁·u₁)u₁ + (y·u₂/u₂·u₂)u₂ where those fractions are screaming to be simplified. But textbook authors refuse to cancel the u's because they're not actually the same term - one is a dot product in the numerator and another is in the denominator. It's like thinking you can cancel the 2's in 2+3/2+5. You can't! Math professors secretly giggle every time a student makes this mistake and then has to sheepishly erase their work. The projection formula may look tempting, but those u's are staying right where they are!

The Ghost Of Euler Past

Physics Math Science Academia
11 hours ago 11.6K views 0 shares
The Ghost Of Euler Past
Ever spent hours deriving a beautiful Lagrangian only to discover Euler was there first? Classic physics student trauma! You think you've mastered the mechanics universe with your fancy Lagrangian, plug it into what you confidently call "the Lagrange equation" and then... BAM! Wikipedia reveals the crushing truth - it's actually the "Euler-Lagrange equation." Suddenly Euler's portrait haunts your nightmares, his smug 18th-century face silently judging your mathematical hubris. No matter where you go in physics, these dead mathematicians got there 300 years ago. They didn't even have calculators!

Pretty Mean (Average) Career Prospects

Math Academia
11 hours ago 11.6K views 0 shares
Pretty Mean (Average) Career Prospects
Shocking revelation: studying made-up math fields doesn't lead to employment. Who would've thought that "Transdimensional Eigen-Pigeondih Topology" wasn't on Indeed's most-wanted skills list? That face is every pure mathematician realizing their thesis on abstract nonsense won't pay the rent. The academic-to-unemployment pipeline is functioning perfectly. Next semester's hot course: "How to Convert Theoretical Knowledge into Actual Currency 101."

Any Time Betelgeuse Is Mentioned In The Media

Astronomy Universe Science
5 hours ago 6.1K views 0 shares
Any Time Betelgeuse Is Mentioned In The Media
Poor Betelgeuse can't catch a break. Every time this red supergiant star dims slightly, astronomers and media outlets practically throw a supernova watch party. The meme perfectly captures the star's perspective—a glowing SpongeBob skeleton sarcastically saying "You just can't wait for me to die, can you?" Meanwhile, astronomers are sitting at their telescopes with popcorn, hoping to witness the celestial equivalent of a fireworks finale. Truth is, Betelgeuse could explode tomorrow or 100,000 years from now. Stellar death-watching might be the longest stakeout in scientific history.

Fear The Nervous System

Biology Medicine Science
5 hours ago 6.0K views 0 shares
Fear The Nervous System
Ever notice how skeletons get all the Halloween glory while the nervous system does all the real work? This museum specimen shows what we'd look like if just our neural wiring was on display – a ghostly tree of consciousness that makes your every thought, movement, and irrational fear possible. The central spinal cord with its branching peripheral nerves looks far more unsettling than any plastic skeleton hanging in a high school biology class. Next time you get goosebumps, remember it's this electrical octopus inside you making it happen. Your skeleton just sits there like unemployed calcium while your nervous system runs the whole body's Slack channel.
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