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When psychology meets humor! The punchline here is pure gold - claiming that making someone laugh increases the time they spend with their eyes closed, effectively reducing how much they see you. It's a hilarious take on attraction that playfully misuses the concept of "science" while nodding to the real psychological phenomenon that humor genuinely increases attraction. Studies actually show that making someone laugh creates positive associations in their brain, releasing dopamine and other feel-good chemicals. So there's a kernel of truth hiding in this joke - humor really does make people more attractive, just not by literally keeping eyes closed!

The classic duck-rabbit illusion strikes again! Your brain's hemispheric dominance supposedly determines whether you see a dog or giraffe... except it's clearly neither. It's the neurological equivalent of asking "Does this dress look blue or gold?" and then showing a picture of a potato. Brain lateralization research just got trolled harder than grad students at conference happy hour.

The graph shows a negative correlation between testosterone and IQ, but the real gem is that ONE outlier point in the top right corner—high testosterone AND high IQ—circled and labeled as "Guy who answered my question on math stack exchange 9 years ago." That legendary Stack Exchange hero defies biological trends just to explain partial differential equations to desperate students at 3 AM! The hero we needed but didn't deserve. And with an R² value of only 0.19, this correlation is weaker than my willpower around free conference snacks.

The eternal academic turf war between biologists and psychologists captured in one perfect meme! Biologists strutting around with their reductionist view that we're just walking meat computers programmed by DNA, while psychologists are having absolutely none of it. The angry fish face perfectly captures that "I've spent decades studying human behavior and you think it's just neurons firing?!" energy. This is basically every interdisciplinary conference after the third round of drinks when someone mentions "free will" or "consciousness." The scientific equivalent of thanksgiving dinner politics.

Found dopamine while mindlessly scrolling? That's the ultimate chemical irony. Your brain's reward system is getting a hit from seeing an image of the very molecule responsible for your social media addiction. It's like finding water in the desert, except the water is what made you thirsty in the first place. Next weekend challenge: try finding serotonin by cleaning your lab bench.

The irony is delicious here. Person claims to "believe science" but immediately rejects scientific advice about blue light disrupting their circadian rhythm. Science isn't a religion you pledge allegiance to—it's a process you either follow or ignore when inconvenient. The same folks who post "I believe science" memes are scrolling TikTok at 2 AM wondering why they can't sleep. Your melatonin production doesn't care about your Facebook declarations of scientific loyalty.