The Blissful Delusion Of Drain Disposal

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The Blissful Delusion Of Drain Disposal

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The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one! The meme juxtaposes the carefree bliss of environmental ignorance with the devastating reality of ocean pollution. That magical fantasy world with jumping dolphins and rainbows? That's the psychological state of someone who's decided that whatever goes down their drain simply ceases to exist. Meanwhile, marine biologists everywhere are having simultaneous heart attacks. The ultimate "out of sight, out of mind" fallacy that's literally killing our oceans one garbage disposal at a time. Next time you're tempted to liquify that chicken grease, remember these dolphins aren't actually dancing—they're desperately trying to escape your sink smoothie.

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