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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Xylem Memes

Posts tagged with Xylem

Plants Be Like: Cellular Existentialism

Biology Science
7 days ago 4.5K views 0 shares
Plants Be Like: Cellular Existentialism
The existential crisis of a robot learning it's basically a plant cell diagram with wheels! The meme brilliantly captures the moment a butter-passing robot from Rick and Morty discovers its true botanical purpose - to die and become xylem walls. For the uninitiated, xylem is the plant tissue responsible for transporting water and nutrients upward, consisting of dead cells whose reinforced walls remain functional. The robot's "Oh my god" mirrors its famous "What is my purpose? - You pass butter" exchange, but with a chlorophyll-filled twist. Plant biology has never been so hilariously nihilistic!

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