Wow signal Memes

Scientists in 1977: *Detects mysterious "Wow!" signal from space* Scientists in 2012: "For the 35th anniversary, let's beam 10,000 Twitter messages back at the potential aliens!" Aliens who've been patiently waiting for a sophisticated response: *Violently spits drink* This is basically humanity saying "We received your cosmic greeting card and replied with our collection of cat memes and breakfast photos." No wonder advanced civilizations stay hidden from us. The Arecibo message was our chance to show cosmic intelligence and we responded with the equivalent of a group text. If aliens are monitoring us, they're definitely updating their "Do Not Contact" list.

The infamous "Wow! Signal" of 1977 has baffled astronomers for decades - a 72-second burst of radio waves that perfectly matched what we'd expect from intelligent extraterrestrial communication. Scientists have spent years trying to pinpoint its cosmic origin with zero success. Then comes Alan with the galaxy-brain response: "Yes we do. It came from space." 🪐 It's the astronomical equivalent of saying "the murderer was someone who commits murders" during a detective investigation. Technically correct but spectacularly unhelpful when you're trying to narrow down the search area from *checks notes* THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

The cosmic mystery meets Captain Obvious! The 1977 "Wow! Signal" remains one of astronomy's greatest unsolved puzzles - a 72-second burst of radio waves that made scientists collectively spit out their coffee. Meanwhile, internet genius Cypress Houx cracked the case with Nobel Prize-worthy deduction: "I bet it came from space." 🤦‍♂️ Groundbreaking! Next up, they'll discover water is wet and pizza is delicious. Maybe aliens just wanted to share their mixtape and got ghosted by humanity?