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Professors And The Quantum Theory Of Student Time
Academia Science
1 month ago 4.0K views 0 shares
Professors And The Quantum Theory Of Student Time
The eternal time paradox of academia! Professors somehow exist in a quantum state where they simultaneously believe: 1) you have infinite time for their assignments, and 2) you're doing absolutely nothing for other classes. The shy pointing emoji perfectly captures that moment when they assign a 20-page paper due tomorrow alongside three other impossible tasks, as if the laws of physics have granted you special temporal privileges. Next time, try explaining that unlike subatomic particles, you can't actually exist in multiple states simultaneously to complete all their work!

Engineering Professors' Holiday Gift: Pain With A Bow
Engineering Academia
1 month ago 5.2K views 0 shares
Engineering Professors' Holiday Gift: Pain With A Bow
Engineering professors have mastered the dark art of time dilation—not through relativistic physics, but through holiday homework! They'll casually assign 14 problem sets, 3 design projects, and a textbook to rewrite from memory, then act genuinely surprised when students aren't celebrating. It's like they believe Newton's forgotten law: "For every minute of vacation, there must be an equal and opposite amount of suffering." The cognitive dissonance between "I specifically requested it" and students' mental breakdowns is probably the true renewable energy source powering engineering departments nationwide.

Professors When They See You Have 24 Hours In A Day
Academia
2 months ago 6.1K views 0 shares
Professors When They See You Have 24 Hours In A Day
The eternal time paradox of academia! Professors somehow exist in a dimension where the laws of physics don't apply - specifically the one where days only have 24 hours. They assign three papers, two problem sets, and a presentation all due within 48 hours, then look at you with those innocent eyes like "What? You have a whole 24 hours each day! That's plenty of time between your 5 other classes, sleep, and basic human functions!" The audacity of assuming your time is infinitely elastic would make Einstein question his relativity theory.