Workaholic Memes

Rest? What is this "rest" you speak of? Software engineers during lockdown were like electrons in an excited state—they just couldn't relax to a lower energy level! While everyone else was baking sourdough, these code-crunching creatures were hunched over laptops, battling deadlines that mysteriously multiplied faster than bacteria in a petri dish. The only difference between pre-lockdown and lockdown for them? The commute from bed to desk got shorter by approximately 37 seconds. Their caffeine consumption, however, increased by 254%—I've done the calculations, and the math checks out!